Goddamn PHPbb SUCKS!!!! Not FAIR!!!!

The BBQ Pit
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Damn it why the FUCK does
phpbb not work for me not metter
whatr fuckibng goddamn ass
OS I fucking use?!?!?!?!?

gODDAMM iot I have tried and
tried and FUCKING TREIDD
and NO0T AN GO0DFDAN TFUCKIGNG
THIONG WORKS!!!

Freebsd 5 fucked out on me,
mandrake 8.2 pussed out,
redhat 8 shit its traousers too!!!

goddamn php fucking shit
compiling apache goddamn
stupidass fucking “phpbb doesn’t
fucking support the version of
php” FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

GODDAMNIT is is so much
to fucking ask for stupidass
shit software to work why the
fuck everyone else get it to
work and not me?!?!?!?!
FUCK YOU PHPBB!!!111

GODDAMN YOU AND FUCK
THE DIRTY BASTARDS WHO
RUN IT BECAUSE IT WORK FOR THEM
AND NOT ME GODDAMN DESCRIMINATIONS
FUCKING GODEDAMN COCKSUKING
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING
SON OF A BITCHFUCK!!!

2

Welcome, to the SDMB’s first dyslexic suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome.

3

Your OS is the least of your problems.

4

Tried Windows??:slight_smile:

5

Maybe it’s free verse. Very free verse.

6

Lord help him, he can’t chaaaaange…

7

The answer is laxatives.

Alternatively: ;j

8

Try paying for real BB software? :smiley:

9

You really think Judaism would help? Personally, I think he’s more in need of a little Zen.

10

Excellent rant. Add a driving beat and some heavily distorted guitars and you’ve got yourself an excellent metal song.

11

Goin’ out on a limb here, but I’d say it’s because you’re a dumbass.

12

Now that’s a potty mouth.

13

OK, the thing is with a command line operating system like, well, all those flavors of Linux, your ability to type matters. It matters a lot.

Since you can’t type even a four letter word without massive problems, I can see why you’d think an OS where you must type a lot of commands correctly to get things to work would ‘suck’ to you.

Here’s a hint.

User error. Replace user.

14

One word.

vBulletin.

Get a license. Get a real bulletin board.

15

Boy, you people are MEAN!

16

Two open-source bulletin board programs:

http://yazd.yasna.com/ – Java based.
http://www.mwforum.com/ – Perl and MySQL based, mod_perl-compatible.

I liked the OP, but I’m into avant-garde postings. :smiley:

17

I think
this would help more than getting some other board software.

18

I dunno. I run PHPbb on both Windows and OSX and I don’t have problems.

I mean, yeah, I have problems–just not ones associated with PHPbb.

19

phpBB works for me. InvisionBoard works even better.

20

It sounds like you’ve got an ID-10-T error there.