Goddamned Politician-Terrorists

The other day on CNN I saw a commercial for a guy running for DA in which he visciously slandered his opponent (sorry, I can’t remember either person’s names.) One of the things the ad said, in the typical negative ad voice was:

That got me thinking: this motherfucker is a TERRORIST. Let me explain:

terrorist = one who tries to use terror in order to further political goals.

Thats just what the fucking right winged moron who was running for DA was trying to do (and his ad company): they hope that the use of the word “terrorist” will create such fear that they’ll get elected out of fear. Thus, this fucking machiavellian son of a bitch is trying to exploit the post-Sept 11 terrorism fear to his own politcal ends.

So, I’d like to send a big FUCK YOU to all the politician-terrorists like this asshole.

(I hope I put enough curses in the post above post to keep it in the Pit.)

[ul]
[li]Perhaps I should use the turn signal before I pull the minivan into the Jack-in-the-Box drive-through…[/li]
WWOBLD?

[li]I’m in a great hurry this morning. I think I’ll leave the cap off of the toothpaste this one time.[/li]
WWOBLD?

[li]Should I ask my boyfriend if I look fat in this dress?[/li]
WWOBLD?

[li]My, it appears as if my sixteen-year old first cousin has taken a liking to me after I spiked the punch bowl here at the family reunion.[/li]
WWOBLD?

[li]How will my use of fertilizer on my lawn affect the Chesapeake Bay?[/li]
WWOBLD?
[/ul]

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Bravo, Sofa King.

See the site http://www.spinsanity.com/ for columnists who whole-heartedly agree with the OP.

i don’t feel so bad now for trying to parlay the Sept. 11th tragedy into more frequent oral sex…

I apologize for the next post in advance.

What would Osama Bin-Laden do,
What would Osama Bin-Laden do,
He’s make a plan and follow through,
That’s what Osama Bin-Laden’d do!

When Osama Bin-Laden was in the mountains,
Fighting Russian bears,
He killed everybody he could see,
That wacky millionaire!