And yet they do make horse condoms.
(For collecting semen samples, and bachelor party “gag” gifts.)
The horses want to see if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence !
I think that is so cool there are wild horses where you live !
I was wrong. There still back there.
They’re.
There still back they’re.
I blame autocorrect! 
Damn Obama …
It must take a lot of hay to buy a horse condom.
Trojan horse?
Then do what I said and chase them off with a bunch of noise. A few times and they won’t be back. Or do you just like bitching? 
I would LOVE to have wild horses in my backyard.
We’ll ride them someday.
Wild horses compete for food in the American Intermountain West … and yes the {BLofM} regularly rounds the surplus up and corrals them to keep them off the land … of course city-slickers have no concept of wildlife management and folks like yourself are fine with wild horses living their entire lives in a cramped pen … too many tofu-puking NPR-listening commie/hippy/liberal McGoverniks around to just even suggest offing them … and the Pens are protected from the Predators … haha, see what I did there?
Or dogs that aren’t such pussies …
I like the way you think … I think we could become great friends … killing off all the damn humans would be the best thing in the world for the environment … spay and neuter, it’s the right thing to do …
Please, we’re using the politically correct word “nagging” now … (nag = female horse) …
{BLofM} is happy to let you adopt a wild horse, they have plenty … there are some restrictions as to who is allowed to adopt … these aren’t jug-head Appaloosas rather they are wild animals and they require some extra care above and beyond regular domestic horses … it’s people like you who can make a positive change …
No kidding!
OP, here’s what you gotta do. Take camera, go to wild horses in back yard, point and click, come back to computer and post pictures.
And when you’ve done that, you can eat the horses.
Quiet, you!
Now, what the OP needs to do next is make daisy chains for all the ponies and run (in slow motion) with them, wearing long, flowing, white cotton clothes.
Call a chef at a local French restaurant…
Can you waterballoon them?
The Dept. of the Interior used to round up wild horses periodically and sell them to dog food manufacturers. Was that better?
Until Billy Jack showed up
We could at least have a hunting season. Those are pretty big animals.