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Which reminds me of a joke:
A Philosophy Prof is giving his lecture, and decides to challenge the existence of God. He does this by calling out loudly:
“God, if you exist, I want you to knock me off this stage by the end of the hour”.
Nothing happened, and he continued the lesson. At the half hour, the Prof repeats the challenge:
“I’m still here, God. If you exist, knock me off this stage by the end of the hour.”
Nothing happened, lesson continues.
Five minutes left in the hour, and the Prof calls out God yet again…
“C’mon, God. Show yourself. Knock me off this stage before class is over”
This time, a young marine leaves his seat, walks deliberately to the front of the class, and knocks the Prof flat on his ass. The Prof is stunned, and in some pain, but stammers:
“W-w-why did you do that?”
The marine replied:
“God was busy, so he sent me instead”

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Got a much, much better one:
Old Ezekiel the farmer was sitting on his front porch when his neighbor drove up in his pickup truck. “Ezekiel, the dam up the valley just broke! We’ve gotta get out of here!” Ezekiel said, “Thank you, friend, but I’ve always put my trust in the Lord! The Lord will save me!” The neighbor drove away.
Then water started flowing over Ezekiel’s land. A motorboat came by with a bunch of refugee farmers and the sheriff’s deputy piloting it said, “Come on, Ezekiel! The valley’s flooding!” And Ezekiel said, “Thank you, friend, but I’ve always put my trust in the Lord! The Lord will save me!”
Then the water rose higher and higher and Ezekiel had to climb up onto the roof of his farmhouse. A helicopter came by, checking for stragglers. A state trooper shouted out of the 'copter door, “Come on, Mister! We can get you out of here! Grab the ladder!” Ezekiel shouted, “Thank you, friend, but I’ve always put my trust in the Lord! The Lord will save me!” The helicopter flew away, and the water rose higher and higher. And Ezekiel drowned.
When he awoke in Heaven, Ezekiel immediately demanded to be ushered into the presence of God. God said, “Ezekiel! Glad to see you here, but I didn’t expect you so soon!” Ezekiel replied, “Lord, I always put my trust in you! Why didn’t you save me?!” God said, “Look, Ezekiel, what more do you want from me?! I sent you a pickup truck, I sent you a motorboat, I sent you a helicopter . . .”