Well, you’re more than welcome to. But it should be noted that my sig shows what a pagan bastard I truly am! 
mnementh, I proclaim you lord of blades, totem item…a weaponsmith’s forge, and a dragon-shaped silver blade…
I would be
Perhaps, God of Agnostics, the Great Maybe I Am And Maybe I’m Not.
Totems: Anything gray.
fierra, you ROCK.
Check me out, I have a sig now!
Cthulu’s understudy
kasuo, the god of few posts.
Fierra, I promise to keep a nice big pot of chaos bubbling away for any of you lovely god-types that want any.
Especially is that means you will grant me a puppy.
-Pandora
Do you think my earlier description was sufficient, or would you like to assign another one to me?
Una 
Tripler, God of:
- Legible Notes (THespos)
- Blazin’ Pimps (Nacho4Sara)
Need I say more?
Tripler
The Man, the Myth, the Legend; all 3 banned in 6 States and 2 Canadian Provinces.
maenad.
I would like to be the god of northern snow, or norhtern breezes, Fierra
Pandora gets a puppy…an especially cute, wriggly, chewing kind of puppy for maximum chaos!
Anthracite, I have to confess…I consulted with another god on this one…the final title is…
goddess of coal, pornographic posts, ULVAN & futile male fantasy…
(after all lesbian vampires needs goddesses too…)
harriet, maenads aren’t goddesses…but you can be goddess of running naked throught the towns, tearing men limb from limb and wild celebrations…(not necessarily in that order )
& Odieman, I proclaim you god of northern snows, skies and winds
Matthaeus: God of languages and perverse pagan homosexual practices. Totem symbol: The tongue.
(I can say “Do you want to fuck me?” in six languages!)
I’ll let you be the wind, if you let me be the God of Northern Frozen Wastelands . . .
Tripler
'Cause I’m in Minot.
Doolinus: God of ale, nudity, and the calypso! Pagan symbol: A 7 ft ale tankard with a nude woman writhing in it
I would be big at Mardi Gras and with the frats.
Medea’s Child: Teh Godess of Mispelling. Yet no one is more intellegent.
Weakness: Bondage Equipment often restrains her
Sacred Chant: “Rar”
Sacred Book: She loves all books. Except, apparently dictionaries.
Totem Animal: Huge, Stuffed Talking Pussy[sub]cat[/sub] named Tigger.
[sub]But see what Sn-man equates “Tiggers” to in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54462&pagenumber=1 [/sub]
Redeeming quality: DRY adores her. He’s still not sure why
Queen goddess of the mundane and average. The even handed. Den mother for all male gods and demi gods 'cause we know that can’t be trusted on their own, but don’t tell them that.
Totem animal is the tortise - mantra:it may take a while but it’ll get done eventually.
I love it Fierra! Thank you!
kristoph - god of all things nocturnal
totem - disgruntled taxi driver, a tawny owl nursing a bottle of Jolt, and the new moon
places of worship - 24hr convenience stores, bad infomercials & anywhere shady during the day
Ummmm…anyone have an idea for me? fierra? Please?