Godzilla He Tastes Really Neat (Is He Made of Turtle Meat?)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From today’s AP Newswire—

"‘Godzilla Meat,’ actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef from Tokyo toy maker Takara Co., is packaged with pictures of the stomping, fire-breathing, irradiated dinosaur made famous by Toho movies that started coming out in the 1950s. ‘People can eat Godzilla and become energetic and powerful. It’s got dreams mixed in with fun,’ Takara spokeswoman Yoko Watanabe said Tuesday. ‘It’s like Popeye and his can of spinach.’ The cans, slated to appear in Japanese stores in October, will sell for $4.75, Takara said.

Also planned for sale in Japan this fall are Godzilla Eggs, can of about 15 quail eggs, and Radon Meat, canned barbecued chicken named after the winged monster. Takara also plans to sell King Ghidora Meat, but buyers will find the taste of the three-headed dragonlike creature suspiciously like Godzilla Meat - it’s the same corned beef inside."

Mmmmmm . . . Radon Meat . . .

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Radon meat?

I guess the Rodan detector in my cellar is really for something else entirely…

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Well, it’s better than Rodin Meat . . . Those French sculptors don’t keep well for more than 100 years . . .

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What’s next? Mothra Balls?

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I know so many people who will want this…
When they transliterated the titles “Rodan” siometimes came out “Radon”, for some reason, so I’m not surprised to see it here.
Eve, an artist friend of ours, Lee Moyer, once did a wonderful picture called “Godzilla vs. Rodin”, that showed a huge foot (a la “Bambi vs. Godzilla”) descending on “The Thinker”.

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“What’s next? Mothra Balls?”

—Har! Goddam, I wish I’d thought of that . . .

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Oh goody! Another Godzilla ‘collectible’ for my husband to clutter our house with. Yay. :rolleyes:

Rose

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There ain’t no such thing as “Mothra Balls”.
Mothra’s a girl! :wally

[sub]She laid an egg. That’s how I know.[/sub]

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Eve wrote:

No, you’re thinking of Gamera…

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Because Radon was the original name of the movie (and, of course, of the monster) called, in translation, Rodan (since he was created by radiation.).

(See http://us.imdb.com/Title?0049782 for proof.)

IIRC (IMDB doesn’t list the reason, but when Spacebar on Space (Canadian SF channel) showed it, they mentioned it), the reason for the change was a trademark issue.

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Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is full of meat!
We all love you GAMERA!!!

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The next time I’m fed some unidentified form of barbecued wildlife, I’ll be able to say “Mmmmm, tastes like Radon.”

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You do not eat Godzilla.

Godzilla EATS YOU!!!

<Sound of Tokyo dying>RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!</Sound of Tokyo dying>

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Heard this a good 20 years ago, but now it’s back in my head. To the tune of “Waltzing Matilda”—

Underneath the pines trees, right beside the silver lake
There lay the monster, big and green!
And we sang as we ran through the burning streets of Tokyo,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Godzilla with me!”

Waltzing Godzilla, waltzing Godzilla,
You’ll come a-waltzing Godzilla with me—
And we sang as we ran through the burning streets of Tokyo,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Godzilla with me!”

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Ah, yes, Mothra Balls…the balls of choice of the Mothra Graham Dance Troupe.

This thread amazes me, for no other reason than the title is an MST3K allusion, and the OP is Eve.

Self-declared Luddite modernist old-movie maven Eve is a fan of a post-modern cable TV series dedicated to ridiculing old movies? Does not compute!

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Hey—“Post-Modern” is my middle name!

No, really. It is. Resulted in endless teasing in grade school . . .

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Eve…thanks a bunch. Now I’ve got Waltzing Godzilla in my head.

Heheheheheh

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You may recall that Raymond Burr was in the American version of Godzilla (he was added as an American reporter). Barbara Hale was nowhere to be found, cooking on her Amana RadarRange, I guess.