I was watching reruns of Wait Till Your Father Gets Home, and the dad is watching TV, and the announcer says “Coming up next, Godzilla versus Gidget.”
I have to admit it cracked me up. So my question is who would you like to see Godzilla do battle with in a movie?
The REAL Godzilla vs. King Kong.
You know…the one where Kong barely comes up to Godzilla’s ankle and dies in .2 seconds cuz Zilla just steps on him finally ending the “which monster is best” race.
Godzilla is the ultimate movie monster. Period.
Chuck Norris, who else?
Godzilla did have a cameo in the* Ultimate Showdown.*
Godzilla v. Newt Gingrich
Bambi, obviously.
First I’d like to see him kick the shit out of the fake Matthew Broderick godzilla. The pretender is supposed to appear in Final Wars, but I haven’t seen that yet. Trouble is, the big guy already beat every earth monster big enough to challenge him. Sometimes he took them on two or three against one. So we’re talking about a monster from outer space, the future, or a new robot. So I think put Chuck Norris at the controls of a newly constructed giant robot. Then get ready for the sound of thousands of Chuck Norris fans weeping as their hero gets demolished.
Years ago I half-way developed a screenplay for Godzilla Meets Linda Lovelace, but I never pursued the matter.
Here’s a good one I came across.
Here is the relevant scene. It is glorious. I wept, I truly did.
Pursue! Pursue! This is an idea who’s time has come.
Godzilla vs. Pee Wee Herman.
Godzilla vs Sauron
Godzilla vs. Power Rangers. They’ve faced Mechagodzilla, but not the big guy himself.
Sweeet!
I see what you did there.
Godzilla vs the Incredible Hulk.
A battle long overdue.
What am I saying?!?
Big G vs The Man Of Steel!
I’ve always been partial to “HITLER vs GODZILLA”.
You can imagine a gigantic Hitler goose-stepping his way through London–swatting Spitfires–until Godzilla shows up and burns him to a crisp.
But then Godzilla gets arrested by the Gestapo because he’s half-Jewish.
…Reptar
…Ginormica
…Galactus
…The Giant Breast from Woody Allen’s Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask
Maybe you can get Lohan to play one of the parts.
