Gohmert Pyle strikes again. (Rep. Louie Gohmert Compares Gun Control to Bestiality)

[BrainGlutton]

@elucidator

Sheriff Andy of Mayberry passed away. Barney is the new sheriff. Wanta bet, first thing he does, take that bullet out of his shirt pocket and put it in his gun?

Second thing. The first thing he does is Aunt Bea.

[ElvisL1ves]

How do we know he wasn’t already? Those two seemed awfully … *contented *… for longtime singles.

[sidhechaos]

@ElvisL1ves

And having things shoved down their throats.

And rape being not so bad.

see, that was my thought, based on this fuckery, sex should be illegal in all forms because it could lead to adultry and polygamy and etc etc

this guy LOOKS and behaves like living proof of this, if there ever was someone who was the offspring of a three Cosmo whore and a goat with tertiary syphilis, this guy looks sounds and acts like the poster child

[davidm]

And he does it again…

GOP Rep: Radical Islamists Being Trained To 'Act Like Hispanic'

Louie Gohmert: Radical Islamists Being Trained To ‘Act Like Hispanic’

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) warned Wednesday that “radical Islamists” are being “trained to act like Hispanic[s]” and cross the U.S.-Mexico border.

“We know Al Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border,” he said Wednesday on C-Span. “We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic [sic] when they are radical Islamists. We know these things are happening. It is just insane not to protect ourselves, to make sure that people come in as most people do … They want the freedoms we have.”

[Philliam]

Just a darn minute, here - they ‘hate us for our freedom’ and now they ‘want our freedoms’?

And how come my “Cheech & Chong” imitation never gets me across the border? My ‘Santa Claus and his old lady’ usually kills at parties.