Going to try a Mad Libs game here.

I just popped in here to say DOH! I hate it when the word you pick fits the sentence perfectly! A delicious piece of gum? Sigh. “Delicious” had funny potential in almost any other situation except food.

2 more-c’mon people!

  1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
  2. Pancreas
  3. suck
  4. cromulent
  5. Lutefisk
  6. Whelk
  7. To Bask
  8. petulance
  9. moody
  10. Jumbo Jack
  11. thrillingly
  12. Nose hair
  13. Geoduck
  14. Defenestrate
  15. finagling
  16. Dancing
  17. Ear canal
  18. prolapsing
  19. to log on
  20. curio cabinet
  21. raccoon’s baculum
  22. To perambulate
  23. Rant
  24. Calendar
  25. Endoplasmic Reticulum
  26. Bodily function (noun)
  1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
  2. Pancreas
  3. suck
  4. cromulent
  5. Lutefisk
  6. Whelk
  7. To Bask
  8. petulance
  9. moody
  10. Jumbo Jack
  11. thrillingly
  12. Nose hair
  13. Geoduck
  14. Defenestrate
  15. finagling
  16. Dancing
  17. Ear canal
  18. prolapsing
  19. to log on
  20. curio cabinet
  21. raccoon’s baculum
  22. To perambulate
  23. Rant
  24. Calendar
  25. Endoplasmic Reticulum
  26. ** Burp **

Okay! Typing it up as we speak.

When you’re going to Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) Restaurant, it’s best to have a strong pancreas. You never know what they’ll suck in front of you. Today they have two cromulent selections: old maggoty lutefisk and whelk snout! To bask these dishes with petulance requires a moody lesson in etiquette. The Jumbo Jack Cheese should be eaten thrillingly with your nose hair. If the geoducks start to crawl or defenestrate [themselves] out of the lutefisk, ignore them and keep finagling. Try not to dance through your ear canal-prolapsing the lutefish might cause you to log on all over the curio cabinet! The raccoon’s baculum is easier to perambulate-just don’t rant if the raccoon’s whiskers tickle the calendar in your endoplasmic reticulum. Take it one burp at a time if you want to get through dinner Sneed’s Feed and Seed style!

If anyone is game for another, I’ll post it.

Interested.