Going to work

In his profile, he has the different fields filled in with the company name-dead giveaway.

The others are responding in the same manner as a cat plays with a mouse.

I do this all the time. I also take advantage of my wine cellar by not drinking, and of my big wide-screen TV by not watching it.

I think I already have 3D glasses. Everything looks three-dimensional…

Get a pair of clip-on sunglasses, some 3D glasses, and cut the lenses off the clip-ons and stick the 3d lenses on the frame. Done.

But how can you be sure?

I counted.

Do you mean triple-D or 3-D?
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Ah, those were the days, weren’t they? Still, youtes must be served.

Or 44D?

Hey, get your own stapler. Better yet, get a stapler AND one of those stapleless paper fasteners. And get a magnifying glass to keep at your home desk. You’ll thank me later.

I have to admit, I am charmed by mini staplers, and I have a couple around the house.

Betcha can’t find them without the magnifying glass though.

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Oh, the mini staplers are big enough to see, even the mini staples are big enough to see. But I swear, documents are printed with smaller and smaller type these days. I’m nearsighted, and I usually just take off my glasses, but sometimes even I need the magnifying glass. I guess farsighted people are just SOL.

Jiminy Christmas, why is this thread still alive? Or at least, why is it still in the Pit?

Aww, it’s a fun thread. Quit yer bitchen, kaylasdad99 and go get yourself some new shades from the OP’s website! You deserve some new rose colored shades! They’ll improve your outlook! Remember, go to the OP’s website, only! Accept no substitutes!

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I’d LOVE to get some new sunglasses, but I only have $10, so I guess no sunglasses for me.

Fair enough, I suppose.

Jeebus, how much stapling can one woman do while poking around the house? :eek: Do you have a giant house?

She has old and poorly-glued wallpaper.

I thought it was for when the kids got too rambunctious.

Maybe she makes necklaces.