Now that eyeman has been banned, I wonder if his real name was Ray?
Y’know, Ray Banned, Raybanned, Rayban…
Oh, never mind.
Yes, I know, keep my day job, right??
I am proud of my resourcefulness and creativity.
I don’t have a tiny house, but it’s not giant, either. One story, two baths, three bedrooms. No wallpaper. Four cats.
And the staplers. Don’t forget the staplers.
Unless you’d rather stay home…
Eh, only a few staplers, and I can quit any time I feel like it. ANY TIME, got that?
It’s the books that are taking over the house.
heh…That’s happening here too. Mrs Bdgr works at Half Price, and that’s like a junkie working at at a pharmacy.
I hope you wash your hands between jobs! 
I do. Money is filthy. You don’t want to know how many times I’ve been handed a wad of bills that are wet.
Ya know, you are damn lucky I swallow what I’m drinking before I look back at my screen. This one earned a literal spew! I woulda killed my machine, then you’d be responsible for “machine murder”!!!