Golden Girls Chia Pets? Is this for real?

Watching Jeopardy, and on comes an ad for Golden Girls Chia Pets (Bob Ross, Too!).

I thought it was a gag. :confused:

Sadly, its not:



Thanks, a heap, Gato!

I created this post just to wreck your world, Burp!

Mission Accomplished! :smiley:

The Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses! They do NOTHING!!!

Ooh. Santa I want a Bob Ross one, please!

I saw a Jerry Garcia chia one time, pretty cool.

Chia Pets ARE gag gifts regardless of who or what they depict.

I mean, Chia Spongebob? Chia Obama? Why not Chia Golden Girls?

As time progresses, my baldness is becoming more apparent. I’m considering a full scalp Chia transplant. With a tiny hedge trimmer and watering can, I’ll be good to go.

I’m waiting for the Weird Al Chia Pet.

Director Rian Johnson bought one. He’s not got a green thumb, it seems.

I’ve always thought chia pets look creepier than all get-out.

Here’s a REAL ad for Chia Pets.

And, 20 years later, one for Chia Obama.

There was an SNL parody of the Chia Head, as a (what else?) baldness remedy, but it doesn’t appear to be online.

Somewhere there’s a person who, when they want to look at their ChiaHead at night, claps their hands.

Ah, crap. I wish you’d posted this in time for me to have it here by Christmas! My daughter loves the Golden Girls (and Bob Ross).

I got a Bob Ross chia head for Xmas last year. Funny, but it never really comes out like the picture on the box. My results were near identical to this:

Why not Golden Girls Chia Pets? It’s certainly not out of line with what they’ve done in the past.

Here’s a list of their old products:
This year I bought a Cthulhu sculpture and a package of Chia seeds, taped the package of seeds to the top of the box, and put “Chia Pet” logos I copied from the internet all over the box, so they’d have a Chia Cthulhu. I think it looks better than this mash-up someone else created, because my Cthulhu looks brooding and evil, not wide-eyed and cute:

This really does seem like a No-Brainer.

Oh! The Humanity!

Unhappy little trees…unhappy little trees…

I normally don’t condone the use of tactical nuclear weapons, but… .

I…I want those…omg. For real I want them lol. I can put them with my Golden Girlsprayer candles