I was debating whether to put this here or in GQ. Though I do want a factual answer, I feel it belongs here because of the trivial nature of the question.
Anyone have any idea where I could find Golden Retriever Slippers? Over the internet would be best. I’ve searched every site I can think of, with only other kinds of doggie slippers to show for it…
Hmmm…do you want slippers shaped like Golden Retrievers, or slippers FOR your Golden Retriever? Not that I know of any, but I’m sure there is a difference.
Actually, my first thought was that she was asking for slippers made OF Golden Retriever.
[sub]Hums See my vest, gorilla chest! See my loafers, former gophers!
I have to sheepishly admit that I thought the same as Speaker.
Ha! Sheepishly! Today is a very punny day on the boards! 
Here I thought your Golden had retrieved your slippers for you, but now they belong to the dog, what with all the slobber. (I live with one. I know about the slobber!)
My brother, who is sitting behind me, also thought you were looking for slippers made of Golden Retrievers. He’s such a comedian. Thank God he goes back to school next week. 
If you’re looking for slippers shaped like golden retrievers…I know the mall near my parents house has some! My sister has a pair, but I can’t seem to find anything about them online…sorry!
Here you go. Adult and child sizes, Golden Retriever slippers.
Thank you very much…
And no, I wasn’t looking for slippers made out of Golden Retriever (that’s just disgusting, you sick sick minds), or made for one (as tempting as that is).
i gotta get the pink flamingos! or the crocs! perhaps both.
You may want to reconsider. If your dog reacts the same way my Cocker did, you will be tripped every morning while she attacks the “intruser” and soon find those slippers are missing their eyes and ears. ;-}
“Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall reeeeeeest…”
I also thought she wanted slippers made of golden retriever. My ex wanted to make a vest out of his black lab, but the doggy disappeared one day, never to be seen again.
How about a nice Greyhound Tuxedo?
If that was the case here, I would run far, far away as fast as possible…