Good and failed catch phrases from TV series

Cute. (but the OP was asking about real TV series)

Holy crap!

Spoon!

…chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!

Holy crap on a cracker

Can’t believe no one has mentioned… ‘I aim to misbehave.’

I don’t beLIEVE it!

Gosh, Dad! You mean it eats people?

Not “eats,” Jonny. Consumes them. For their energy!

Helloooooooo Nurse!

Hey Hey Hey a la Dwayne

and

Hey Hey Hey a la Fat Albert

I’ll take the case!

“Cigarette?” “Yes, I know.”

Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-ho

I’m doing well, I gotta kvell, the Yentas love us! Even Shiksas think we’re swell!

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants!

You know what? You’ve got spunk … I hate spunk.

It’s like being the only human being on a planet populated by dogs! :mad:

Good night, John-boy.

Hello, Mr Gumby!

Are you the brain specialist?

My brain hurts!

No! Open the door and come in!

Porkchops…and applesauce…

This is Carlton your doorman.

We can rebulid him. We have the technology…

Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Hi, neighbor!

Once there were three little girls who went to the police academy…

Marsha Marsha Marsha!

“I’m not sure he’s sponge-worthy”.