Good and failed catch phrases from TV series

Nanu nanu
King of my castle

Schwing

Master of my domain.
One of these days, Alice…
Thank you, Thing.
You rang?
[fill in blank] is a kind of sick

Which leads in to my most recent favourite:

“Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.”

Let’s get dangerous.

Seems like it should have caught on, but I don’t think it did.

Justice may be blind, but it can see in the dark.

You just wait 'til you need tech support!

Be seeing you.

Dammit, Beavis!

Settle down, Beavis!

Dillweed!

Butt-munch!

Shut up, or I’ll kick your ass!

No way, Butt-Head!

Spank your monkey, butt-plug!

I am not a number, I am a free man!

Who is Number One?

You are Number Six! or You are, Number Six! [SPOILER ALERT!]

Oooooooh! This is enough to make me give up my search for a meaningful relationship!

Same Bat time! Same Bat channel!

*There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. …
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*You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; …
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Sufferin’ *succotash!

*I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

Of course you realize this means war!

Actually, they were father and son. The dad just didn’t know he had a son until the kid showed up on his doorstep.

I can’t believe I remembered this …

“Paper disproves Spock” makes perfect sense to me as a shorthand way of saying a paper (in the sense of a thesis) disproves some theory propounded by Spock. I couldn’t tell you why Spock would smash scissors, though I suppose he could.

What the hell is this crap?!

I heard that!

Don’t have a cow, man.

Ah say, ah say now…

Hidey-ho, neighbor!

No way, Jose!

Be vewy, vewy quiet.

It’s rabbit season! No, it’s duck season!

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

Happy, happy, happy.

I canna give ye warp nine much longer!

You’re a very … BEAUTIFUL woman!

Pronoun trouble!

How many lumps do you want?

Oh yeah! Is this from Twiki [sic] of Buck Rogers fame? God I loved those Mel Blanc lines. My favorite was “bidi bidi bidi, what a body!” (Referring I believe to Erin Gray in some exotic outfit.)