Hi, I met you at a mutual friends house. 3 couples, 2 children, two first time moms. Yeah, I know I am thin, but I am pretty fucking sure that you can see me since what I lack in girth, I make up for in height. To not even acknowledge someone is rude. A simple Hi, I’m so-and-so is what we consider polite in my neck of the woods. And when the other person does it to you, it’s also considered polite to not just respond with a “hi”
If you don’t have enough manners know how to properly greet a mutual guest, then guess what? I don’t want to have to spend 30 minutes listening to how you just know that the people you are going on about are such good christians, high morals, good values, ad naseum. If you are any indication, yeah, not so much.
Stop badgering my friend to go to church with you. If you were truly a good christian, you would bring your church with you, you would permeate goodness and joy and that alone would do more to bring people to you than what you are doing now.
I am sick of you fucking christians acting like complete social twits. Like the only way someone can have any morals at all is by saying it enough times. You aren’t fucking prosecuted, you aren’t repressed. The world is not out to get you, but if you keep this shoveling shit down my throat bullshit, I swear to tomatoes, I will do my best to make it a prophecy instead of a load of shit.
Here’s a fucking clue, there are muslims, buddists, jews, a thousand other religions and an astounding number of people who don’t have one at all. Stop showing how truly insignificant you consider their upbringing, culture and parents decisions as well as their own decision making mechanisms because you, you self-absorbed, rude, presumptious, fucking born again twit, feel like scratching another line in the pearly gates.
You want to save me from eternal damnation? Then don’t lie like a christian about the car you sold me, don’t stiff me, don’t act like a complete fuckwad. Look at it as a personal favor, If I am going to burn for all eternity, then at least make my sordid little life here a tad bit better by FUCKING ALLOWING PEOPLE TO MERGE.
Oh, and stay the fuck out of our schools, textbooks, government. It’s bad enough we have “in god we trust” on our fucking money. I’ll be damned if when my child is old enough to go to school,that she has to listen to some intelligent design/creationist bullshit, because you can’t bear the thought you might be outclassed by an ape.
For the fucking record, it does not say anywhere we came from apes, it says we shared a common ancestor. There is a fucking difference. I may be a descendant of Abraham Lincoln, but that doesn’t make ME Abraham Lincoln, you fucktwit.
Language. It’s a beautiful thing. Words have meanings, stop fucking with them you fucking fuckity fuck.
Oh, it’s polite to say goodbye also, but I initiated that too, and told you it was a pleasure meeting you, which it wasn’t.
You have a cute kid though. I hope you don’t rub off.