Good grief! Fecal tongs?

If you are wondering what to get someone who has everything.

http://www.unc.edu/~jdsmith/tongs/

Gotta love the Amish fecal tongs, which were bought “in 1989 on a tong hunt through northern Pennsylvania.”

A tong hunt!

errr … what do you do with them?

You put their pictures on a website and try to convince visitors that there are people shoving tongs up their rear ends.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume that that site is a joke. The uses of fecal tongs are never explained; and if they’re used for what I think they’re used for, well, that seems a bit dangerous. A laxative would be the better choice, failing that an enema, if no enema is available even a tube of toothpaste would serve the purpose better than that. Just throw the tube away when you’re done.

Well, Tentacle Monster I certainly hope you’re right. Otherwise I’ve been serving my family pasta and tossed salad with fecal tongs. Shrug. I got em cheap at auctions…who knew they were treasured collectors’ items?

It’s definitely a joke. The first ones are just your regular food tongs. Even if there is such a thing as fecal tongs scalloped edges probably aren’t a good idea. Ouch!

I gotta ask…what were you searching for when you found this?

We can only hope that he wasn’t searching for fecal tongues.

IIRC it was a Wierd Earl’s site bout 6 or 8 months ago.