The Adventures of Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones
Can there be lesbians?
Please?
Star Trek: Homefront
A series which has NOTHING TO DO WITH STARFLEET!
We have the story centered around a civilian family on Earth during the Dominion war…sort of a future Wonder Years.
There isn’t going to be a Startrek: Iceland, right? I woke up a couple of days ago fully convinced that I’d read in a tvguide article that that was the next one they were thinking of doing. I almost looked it up on the net before I woke up enough to realize that placing the series in Iceland makes no sense whatsoever. Unless, of course, it’s not the Iceland on Earth, but a rip of that place in Titian A.E. 
I’d maybe watch Star Trek: The Next Next Generation.
Like StarTrek: 90210 it’d feature a young cast (I’m thinking Jason Behr, Michelle Williams, Sprague Grayden- which is a rather unfortunate name for a girl IMO- , Ryan Reynolds, Adrian Grenier, Jessie Bradford, a couple of other girls, probably, to attract male viewers) just out of the academy and on a ship for the first time who, however, do not focus primarily on their sex lives but are in many ways like the orginal cast of TNG. Betty White and David Duchovny would be the advisors back home they’d clash with; Chris Pratt could play Q’s son, and torture them; they’d have to put up with entertaining White’s annoying grandchildren (Emily VanCamp, Mika Boorem, Ryan Cooley, Mike Weinberg) etc. It could be a digified sort of show compared to most featuring young people. But feature a lot of shirtless guys, training or whatever.
I have an idea: Some of the Slave Girls of Orion fight for their freedom and commandeer a ship. The series is about their adventures in space while orion ships pursue them. Warning: Could be highly erotic.
I’d Call it Star Trek: Dryads.
**ROMULANS!!! **
DS9’s book is good but you need to read the Avatar books first. The series relaunched with those and I read the Section 31 book first. Needless to say, I was lost.
Avoid the TNG book like the plague. I don’t remember if the TOS or Voyager books were any good.
Exactly. I’ve always thought that a show centered around the crew of a Romulan starship would be very interested. A series that isn’t told from the Federation point of view.
Section 31 could, i think, work quite well if it were done properly. I’ve always envisioned them as being very much like Special Circumstances from the Iain M Banks Culture novels.
Setting the show in the mirror universe would free up the limitations of canon.
A lot of guys are dead in the mirror universe. Spock, Odo and Sisko come to mind.
OTOH, Janeway would look good with a beard…
And while you’re at it, throw in a five-mile long space station, an older-and-wiser alien race which just stopped waging war on humans a few years ago, and a bunch of ambassadors :D.
Why must every alien be some manner of mammal and sexually compatible to humans? Plus any self-respecting extraterrestrial wouldn’t stoop so low as to give birth to a human hybrid mud baby unless they’re one of those kinky gray zeta reticulans who will do anything with a closed circulatory system and an anus.
My only suggestion for a good Trek series is to remove Brannon and Braga from writing and production duties and get someone else. Perhaps hire real science fiction writers to do Star Trek seriously rather than “Well, they’re just analogies for oppressed minorities with funky foreheads.”
Do the damned story with real people, it’s not the sixties anymore. TV doesn’t have to hide heavy handed morality plays behind the foam rubber prosthesis of science fiction.
Star Trek: Canon Patrol
SCENE: THE BRIDGE OF THE USS CECIL ADAMS:
SCIENCE OFFICER NOCLUEBOY: Fascinating, Captain… Temporal sensors indicate that the Borg have materialized in the 22nd Century.
CAPTAIN AESIRON: Arm photon torpedoes and fire.
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER TERRIFEL: Captain, we’re being hailed by Berman and Braga.
CAPTAIN AESIRON: Arm photon torpedoes and fire.
Ha! NCB is my inferior! All is right with the world.
Keep up the good work, Terrifiel, and I’ll be sure to commend you to Admirals Kn*ckers and Vivalostwages.
Ahem…
Like Spock to Kirk, I am in all ways your superior.
I choose not to command.
Why, you green blooded son of a…!
Emotional outbursts are not logical.
Captain.
But e… motion is… what makes us what… we are, NC… B! You are… half hu… man! Surely you can… under… stand our con… dition!
dayamn!
good Shatner-esque delivery
Has there ever been a XXX spoof of Trek?
Life Styles Of The Big And Ruthless
A show of all the giant and or villian species in Trek.
Enterprise Cribs
All the crew quarters are highlighted. And there off watch entertainment/interests.
T’Pol - Warrior Princess
Lesbian scenes galore (lot’s of Panda) as she beats up people.