You find yourself at the mate-for-life vending machine. Biggus Dickus, Always-on Anna, Bankus Maximus, and Tall Bloke/Broad are all sold out, but you’re lonely and willing to take whatever’s left. Fortunately, you still have a choice! For 25 cents you get to pick from:
The Cook: highly skilled in the kitchen, can turn a grilled cheese sammich into a work of art. And don’t worry about all that lovin going to your waist because this one is also a nutritionist and not at all shy about adapting the grub to support your dietary goals/needs. Absolutely average in every other way.
The Fixer: “handy around the home” doesn’t begin to do justice. Whatever part of your home is failing or in need of improvement, this model will git er done pronto, right the first time, and better than you’d imagined. Might get a little spendy as these things do, but you can rest assured the solution will always be a balance of quality and value. Absolutely average in every other way.
My wife appreciates both of those skills. She calls me Emeril in the kitchen and Bob the Builder in the garage. Just remodeled 2 bathrooms, just have some sheetrock repair to do and it will be all done.
I’ll take the fixer. I can cook and I don’t really care about fancy meals anyway - just regular home cooking is what I like. Instead, I’d rather have someone that will change oil, fix things, remodel as I wish, etc. All of that is expensive to hire out. My husband is pretty handy with most things and it has helped out many, many times over the years.
Cook for me.
Being male, I’m a good fixer, and watching someone else do the fixing would be disturbing. I’m also a good cook (I come from a restaurant family) but my ego isn’t tied into it as much, and I have no trouble with my wife being better at some dishes (like cakes and bread) than I am.
Good in the kitchen would be most valuable for me. I can do house and garage stuff, having to also prepare a meal while doing all that is a drag though.
I’m a reasonably decent cook and I like cooking, but my house is a bit of a fixer-upper. It’s pretty much all cosmetic stuff – I took care of important stuff like the roof shortly after buying it, and then kind of never got around to doing all the other improvements I would have liked to do. So if Ms. Fixer is going to remodel my kitchen and install an actual built in dishwasher instead of the portable unit I have now and rip out that worn out carpet and replace it with hardwood and fix the wobbly ceiling fans, bring her on. I also kind of like the reversal of the stereotypical gender roles here.