Good night, Chet.
And that’s the way it is.
Umm, did David Brinkley just die or something?
Say “Good night, Dick.”
“Good night, Dick.”
Say “Good night, Gracie.”
Good Night, Gracie.
Say “Good night, Gracie.”
Good Night, Gracie.
—[nitpick] She never said that. On the Burns & Allen Show, George would say, “Say goodnight, Gracie,” and she’d say, “Goodnight, everyone.” [/nitpick]
David Brinkly isn’t dead (as far as I know), but Donald Regan, former Treasury Secretary and Chief of Staff to Ronald Reagan, did die today. We have him to thank for confirming that Reagan was a dottering, addled Alzheimer’s patient before he ever left office and that during the Reagan administrationquestions of national importance had to be cleared through an astrologer.
Good night, John-boy
G’ night everyone! I’ll be here all week!
Guess what folks? That’s the news and I am outta here.
Good night, sweetheart
Well, it’s time to go . . .
Good Night, Moon
Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Elvis has left the building.
And so another era ends.
Quite depressing.
I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.
Used to be a funny news sign-off. Now, it just reminds people that there’s always something to be grateful for.
Nice work, Eve. It’s fun to freak yourself out by doing that sort of thing, isn’t it? 
Me?! BMalion’s the one who killed David Brinkley!
No! I swear I was nowhere near the man… I never… um, I mean…
Dammit.
Good night, Irene.