From Yahoo’sOddly Enough
The last sentence just kills me.
Aww, TellMeI’mNotCrazy it’s the feel good story of the year! I forsee an Oscar shoo in here: “The Thief With A Heart Of Gold.” 
The dirty rotten cookie and easter egg stealing bum! Hang him for stealing the snackies! Hang him high! Drag his dead carcass through the streets as a lesson to all would be cookie and egg stealing punks. HMMPH! Makes my blood boil!
Then I award you Fickle Poster of the Minute award for swinging between empathetic awwws to, er, carcass dragging clarion calls.
Don’t forget the sequel: “And How They Made Him Give It Back.” 
Wow, that’s some charitable charity. “He took all our money, but he’s really, really sorry about it, so we won’t press charges. All our oldsters can starve happily knowing that the thief had a twinge of remorse. If only murderers and child molesters would leave notes, no one would mind.”
Sheesh.
Uh, if you read the story, you’d have seen that he ate a couple of biscuits and Easter Eggs. Sounds like the only one in danger of starving is the ‘thief.’
From now on, whenever I take a biscuit from the cookie jar, I’m going to leave an apologetic note. 