And by Fed you mean lizard people, right?
Overall I agree with your post. But ref the snip there’s plenty of upside. For some people.
The people who make and publicize the predictions make a decent living from scaring and in some cases even further fleecing the rubes. Just like the rest of the CT & UFO & … peddlars.
They’re reprehensible. But they’re also well-paid for their efforts. Which is upside enough for them.
So this is the dawn of a new age then? The World ended not with a bang or a whimper but a quiet reboot?
The worst possible outcome has materialized: the post-apocalypse is exactly like the pre-apocalypse.
Or we’re all dead and this is the afterlife…
I think it’s funny that the article about the world ending on September 23rd was written on September 24th.
Must have been another spiritual apocalypse.
All of the True Christians were Raptured!
Ceptain! The chronometer! Look: she’s running in reverse!
Calm down Scotty! There must be an explanation for this. Spock, what’s going on?
Fascinating.
DANGIT! I had on my clean underwear and everything! Now I gotta go mow the lawn!
Our robotic/sentient computer overlords are truly kind and merciful.
The Computer is our Friend! All Hail The Computer!!
Sunny Daze, you’re alive!
Or we’re both dead.
Or you are both figments of my imagination.
Am I in Heaven? Or am I in Miami?
Flipper!!! ::tackle hug:: Glad to see you around. 
Looks like B. Willis, et al, blowed the damn thing up.
Some website posted a picture of Nibiru, but experts dismissed it, saying it was actually one of Chuck Norris’ testicles.
Well, what of it? It could still cause a hell of lot of damage, couln’t it?
Yeah, she blowed up read good!
Tired as I am tody, I kinda wish the world had ended. At least I wouldn’t have wakened at 4:30 in the stupid morning…
Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want.
Or, I’m still alive and there’s nothing I want to do