Goodby my friends

Let’s all be more patient, folks. The world doesn’t end until it ends.

Apocalypse has been rescheduled for October 15. Wait for it!

Doomsday Conspiracy Theory: David Meade Reschedules Apocalypse for October After World Didn’t End

I always thought it would be Arnold who would destroy the world.

It’s not a too-muh!

If I wanted to be really evil, I’d convince the rubes that the world is ending on April 14, so when it sinks in that the world didn’t end they’ll have to scramble to do their taxes.

All be bock.

Ah, but if the world DID end on April 14, think of all the egg you’d have on your face. Guess I better buy up some egg stocks.

Holy crap, what an obscure thing to pull out of your memory! I had forgotten about that song. Looking back, I can at least say that I had the good taste to recognize that that song, even back when it came out and I was in junior high school, was the worst piece of crap ever to grace Casey Kasem’s list.

Recalculating…
In 20 days, lean fully forward at the waist. Your destination will be directly in front of you. Kiss it goodbye.

You’re still in Sturgeon Bay. I’ve been to Miami, and, all things considered, I’d rather be in Wisconsin.

Just to be safe, don’t feed the plants.

burpo, I am going to marry you someday.

We just gotta put things on hold for a while, so I can figure out how this whole end-of-the-world dealie affects the paradigm.

So it *was *another spiritual apocalypse.

No Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

I flew from LAX to Wisconsin, and within ten minutes I was standing in a park on a lake surrounded by lush green foliage and grass. I just drank in more green in that moment than I’d seen in the previous week.

Now, come February in the upper midwest and that end of the world stuff sounds nice because there’s got to be some heat involved…