Goodbye redheads: they could be extinct within 100 years

No good! Mine are dyed! If they weren’t, they’d be blonde and silly looking. I have the pale pale skin with light freckles.

Besides which, Scuba Ben is a gentleman and would never be so rude as to ask for - erm - ‘porn’ proof.

I am a ‘ginger’ and I’m also not so ugly.

I have proof!

How?

This is me and my family too. I tease my uncle constantly about his grey hair and red facial scruff.
My hair is brown, but several people (who have only seen me in the bright sunlight) think I’m a redhead. I like it!

The Boss said it best:

Well listen up stud
Your life’s been wasted
Til you’ve got down on your knees and tasted
A red headed woman

His wife is a redhead. Seems to know what he’s talking about.

The bad news: No more Julianne Moores or Reba MacIntyres
The good news: No more Carrot Tops

Sorry, I got you confused with another Doper. alice_in_wonderland I think.

Lower.

I was sort of concerned that you had been hiding in my bathroom and taking pictures. For ‘proof’.

For the record, Alice’s hair colour and mine are remarkably similar.

Hmm. I’d better find me a redhead now, before the supply goes down and the price goes up.

I mentioned this to my red-headed boss this morning.

She nearly killed me. Good thing we’re short-handed right now or she probably would have.

I have known redheads who were seeking red-headed mates, with the express intent of making red-headed babies.