Goodbye, you worthless peasants. In a mere 6 hours I will be a multi-millionaire!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

That’s right. I am in a pool with the winning Powerball numbers. It is one of the following:

15 36 39 47 51 04
03 04 11 12 36 06
01 08 22 30 47 09
04 16 20 32 41 12
05 17 25 26 31 13
14 17 20 31 44 14
02 07 13 43 51 15
22 26 31 35 51 16
09 22 38 49 53 16
08 10 11 28 29 16
02 13 19 22 34 18
04 13 15 37 51 20
11 15 24 35 47 20
08 17 28 29 53 20
09 14 16 31 47 20
10 28 34 38 44 22
02 04 06 32 36 23
03 07 13 18 38 27
15 28 29 31 34 27
11 14 15 28 30 28
08 12 37 40 51 29
02 05 07 32 50 29
02 08 19 21 49 29
04 05 12 26 53 33
03 30 35 36 46 33
02 20 27 28 45 33
04 06 09 35 40 36
07 17 27 40 52 37
08 09 18 25 27 41
02 09 16 18 51 42

I sorted by the powerball column (the last one, you common degenerates!) so that you will easily be able to find the magic line that brought me great riches in large bags with “$” logos.

Don’t worry, the bread and circuses will be uninterrupted.

2

If you win the $110,000,000, you can be my daddy, Bruce.

However, rumor has it that the odds are kinda long on winning this - like 100 to 1 or sumthin’.

Don’t quit that day job down at the Bugerbarn just yet.

3

So, Bruce Daddy, how you doin’?

:wink:

4

Fool.

It’s:
22 26 31 35 52 16

Everyone knows you have to follow the Chebyshev theorem.

Tripler
Trust me on this one. When you win, I get 5%.

5

Tripler it is too late. Your common math theorems will serve you well in the pototo line in determining how many spuds you will fit in your sack. A prime, I am sure. Perhaps you can show off your fancy counting skills in the royal court with a funny hat and stockings? eh?

thanks google

6

Bruce, sir, I have absolutely no idea what the hell you just told me.

Tripler
But I do wish you well ('cause I’ve got 5% on the line) :smiley:

7

Ok, we need some kind of ceremony if Tripler’s number hits.

8

You know, I went to the beer store around 8. I should have picked up that ticket just for snicks.

Even though it is a losing number because it isn’t one of mine, I probably could have found 4 quarters lying around.

9

You know, last week my office went into a pool for the Mega Millions jackpot, and I bought all our tickets. I didn’t get a chance to check our numbers from the Friday Night Drawing until Monday a.m. As in, this Monday. The same day the Supreme Court decision on our case got handed down.

So there I was, on Monday, when someone (our very own moderator Manhattan, as a matter of fact) emaled me as soon as they heard, when it was just the law school case announced. I shouted, “OH MY GOD WE WON!!!”

Well, some of my coworkers thought I might be talking about the $170 million jackpot. It was a wee bit of a letdown to them to find out I was only talking about a mere supreme court case.

10

Uh… Conspiracy!!!

I will now enable my signature, which like most of us, stays hidden most of the time.

11

6/25/2003 5 26 35 43 50 4

for the record

12

Mastema, Bruce, you will both be sorry when you see me on TV next week with a six-foot check.
It’s okay though. I’ll fly you both out to Rancho Triplero on first class anyways. . .

Tripler
And any other Doper who needs a vacation, too.

13

I too will soon be rich, once those nice Nigerians transfer the funds. :stuck_out_tongue:

14

Already in Use. But they swore I was the only one they were dealing with…

Must be other Nigerians…

15

Yeah, maybe if we all just teamed up, we could just ask them for Nigeria.

16

I wonder how many high up government officials there are in Nigeria. Probably about 10 million, all with $30’000’000 of cash to get rid of.

'Dear Sir,

I am writing to you on behalf of the Secratary of the Secratary of the State’s Second Wives Third Eldest Daughter’s Boyfriend’s Cat’s Previous Owner, the Fifth Minister for the Assistance of the Secretary of Finance…’

17

Nigerians got Powerball??

18

Nigerians got Powerballs.

19

So, I see where someone in Maryland is holding a ticket for $183M - have all the MADs checked in?

20

Did anyone win?

do we have their email address?