Are you still here, stupid?
Get lost. You promised.
You think you would have got these responses if we thought you were going to stick around?
Fuck off already, putz.
Thanks, Wally!
Thus spoke Unclebear.
A quote for none and all.
Osip
ok tell me someone got that… please.
I got that, Osip.
Why can’t he just be a good boy and die?
I mean go away . . .
The reason I forst posted to this thread was that A. I found it humorous that someone’d use their first post to say goodbye [insert beatles quotation here] and B. SOmeone said "So spake Z . . . " so I had to chime in with what I learned as the official quote.
This is obviously a troll getting off on all this attention. Notice how he always comes back to taunt the previous posters, wanting another repsonse. He’s doing this for your reactions. He’s probably spanking it right now as he’s reading this ::shudders at the thought::
Let’s let this be the last post to this thread. If the little boy doesn’t find the attention here that his mother denies him at home, maybe he WILL finally leave.
See, BratMan, that’s exactly what I’ve found amusing about this thread. OK, I got a little carried away, especially in claiming to be someone else’s sock puppet. But how many times already has someone said, “Zarathustra, you’re now banned”, “Ignore Zarathustra and he’ll go away”, “He’s just here for the attention, ignore him”. And people keep on posting to my thread!
This isn’t a high school clique, and noone, not even the famous Wally, speaks for the “group”. Nobody takes your instructions, BratMan. Who’s pathetic? I’m not trying to construct a peer group for myself out of a bunch of electrons on a screen, and I’m certainly not trying to shut people out of my fantasy club.
I post here, interact with a few people I find interesting, see if I can get a rise out of a few folks whose underwear seems to be on too tight, and then I shut the computer off and think about other things for the rest of the day. What do you do?
Keep on posting if you want to. If there’s going to be a final word in this thread, however, let this be it.
Pleased to make your acquaintence,
Zarathustra
::burbles with rude laughter::
Ok, ok, sorry, can’t help it. This is just so felching ridiculous! It’s a funeral where the stiff doesn’t have the common decency and decorum to shut up, stay dead and stop crawling out of the coffin, already.
Or from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the “dead cart”:
–Got room for another one?
I’m not dead yet!
–Full load, you’ll have to wait…
I’m not dead yet!
–Well, you soon will be! ::boinks ‘corpse’ on head::
Can we just slam Z upside the head with a cudgel and toss him onto the cart with the other troll corpses now?
Veb
Another scene from Monty Python . . .
Black knight meets whoever on a road. W. and black knight proceed to duel. After W has chopped off BK’s legs and arms (and possibly head, but it;s been a while), BK still tries to get in the way. To which W replies, “What are you going to do, bleed on me?”
There’s also a line from some movie, “Why can’t you just be a good little boy and DIE?”
See what I mean?
I know, I know - I can’t resist…
Mr. Z - I have a feeling I know who you are.
Oh, you betcha we do. We see that you troll constantly, pulling your traplines out of the muck, but never add anything of depth, wit or humanity back.
People wince in distaste from those who fart in public. Releasing noxious, repellent gases gains attention, but only pitifully inadequate people interpret the recoil as validation.
Genuinely sorry, a human being who voluntarily reduces down to the lowest common denominator.
If you aren’t trash, pal, then why are you acting like it?
Veb
Have I put a gun to anyone’s head and forced them to post here? TVeblen, you’re confirming many of my suspicions about how human nature is played out on this message board. Having seen some of your imaginary electronic friends fail to intimidate me into leaving through humor, ridicule, or implied threats, you jump in at the very end of the conversation to rail against me like a little ninny with humorless expressions of pure hatred.
“Human trash”, am I? I’m a real person in the real world with a real job and family. If you saw a guy in a bar acting as obnoxiously as you feel I have been, would you have the balls to go in person, one on one, and repeat any of the things to him that you’ve just said to me? I’d imagine a few folks here could–I’ve long watched their postings, and can see that they have a measure of real guts. But not you, pal.
I’ve revealed nothing about myself except that I have that kind of sense of humor that some people have a hard time understanding or tolerating. You, however, have revealed quite a bit more about yourself by jumping in at this late stage with your petty rant. Some people who’ve posted here I respect, but do you think I care what you think?
Zarathustra
I have a feeling it’s just about at this point that this thread is going to be hurled into the Pit, so I’ll conclude by saying that yes, “goodbye” is my way of saying hello, and some of you are cool, and some of you aren’t. And you know who you are.
I’m signing off on this thread now; I’m not following the it into the pit. The Pit doesn’t interest me. I like MPSIMS, though. I’m going to be here a long time.
Don’t worry, I’ll be starting another thread soon. 'Til then, see ya!
Zarathustra
Sorry, Zarathustra.
Veb has a very valid point. When a person IRL walks into a bar and initiates conversation by saying that he/she thinks that everyone there is a loser, or a jerk, or whatever-what kind of reaction is that person looking for?
You are clearly looking for a fight, and unfortunately you have run into a much more intelligent bunch than you are capable of dealing with.
Do yourself a favor and just leave. You say you don’t want to be here, we believe you. We do not need your input, we are not interested in your opinions, we are not concerned that you look down on us. Your obvious agenda renders your criticism invalid, your lack of class prevents us from feeling any sting from your barbs and arrows, and this board was not created in order that you might find a cowardly place to get into a fight without getting punched in the nose.
Do yourself a favor and get some counselling.
Scotti
Hey, just curious being a newbie and all, but what do you guys do with the Troll once it has been beaten and killed? Just wondering what they might taste like. We could be wasting a valuable resource. Get your Kentucky Fried Troll here. That’s if they happen to taste like chicken. 
Zarathustra said:
Frankly, if a person comes into a local bar for the very first time and says “That’s it, you assholes! I’m out of here!”, and then proceeds to sit at the bar and curse at the other clients every once in a while, I don’t think many people WOULD speak to him.
So you’re right. We shouldn’t be talking to you at all. In fact, Wally and aha should hold you down in the parking lot while I kick your nuts back inside. Because THAT’S what would happen in real life.
Vebbie gets to do the scratching. She’s a woman, you see.
Putz.
Oh, no!! I think Zar is saying I’m not cool!! I don’t have his approval, whatever will I do? :rolleyes:
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I post here, interact with a few people I find interesting, see if I can get a rise out of a few folks whose underwear seems to be on too tight, and then I shut the computer off and think about other things for the rest of the day.
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He admits he’s getting off by getting a rise out of people - so he is a troll, or are my understandings of the term incorrent?
I post here while bored at work, shut my computer off, go home to my girlfriend (you can see a picture of her on my homepage) and get laid. I find that much more enjoyable than just ‘thinking about things’ the rest of the day. (I think Zar was attempting to imply that I have no life outside this message board, but I’m not nearly as smart as he is and his subtlety is too sly for me.)
Zarahtustra spake:
Sorry, I have the final word in this thread.