Here’s just a few of the nicknames at work:
Gator
Sparky
The Rotten Tooth Bastard (For obvious reasons)
Sasquatch (Yes, he’s that hairy)
Tapeworm
Gordo
Eeyore (He talks just like his namesake)
Leather Thong (Don’t ask)
and mine Keys ( I have a bad habit of locking myself out of and into things.)
My circle of friends from college, we had,
Mr Korziwhatsits - because he has a Polish surname, which people find difficult to pronounce (I don’t, but then I suppose I’ll be using it myself soon :D)
We had two Jonathons, one was slightly taller than the other, so they became
Big Jon (or Big or BJ!) and
Ickle Jon (or simple Ickle)
Oh, and then there was Big Bad Jon, because he was built like a brick outhouse.
That’s it I think.
When I was in high school and in the Ski Club, the rest of the club first saw me ski with all my gear I had on, and being 6’3" and 240lb. at the time (I’m 290 now) one kid told another, “He looks like a Yeti trudging through the Himalayas!”
It obviously stuck…they even crowned me…
We have an Eeyore at work, too.
I tell people my nickname is The Hammer, but nobody uses it.
My best friend in high school was called “Nay Nay” by all her friends. Her real name was Renee.
Also in high school, my hair earned the nickname of Quincy from my friends, because it seemed to have a life of its own.
At work we have:
Imposter Drew
Spum
T- Money
Toastmaster
Butters
Pack O’ Smokes
Vixen
there are two pete’s that work there so one’s called re-pete
Bondo
Mini Me
My group from high school:
Sista Hazel (me)
Sista Sledge (aka Doofus)
Two-Tone
G-man
Big J
Sweem Stalker
Wolverine
D-feets
Twinkle Toes
ok. firstly, i have a few nicknames of my own. alison (not even close to my real name), had, bob (not my name), julie (again, not my name), chichi, giacomina, nimbus. my high school was/is full of nicknames. most people had some alias by their junior year
quigley
polly
wolly
chicken
a
bishnu, babe, lummox
dooley
mark wallace, quales
duendelis, jimmy
lunatic, looney, nut job, crazy, squilo
princess (wimpy)
bis, spunky
dawgs, diggity, digga
dan the man
manser
manley, man nugget, chester molester
commander, boltonic
lil v, blondie, tino
slimmy, izzy
mondsie
diddy, fi dids, pi pie diddyo
snuff
big time, doc b
man bone
zelda
starfox, nelly zinzendorf
b-rob
bozo, bozie
squiggles
chaku, lekos
schmeghan, maximus
kathry doeep, kelly dope
duckboy
pinkpants
hodge, mumtaz
boatman, huppity
suave
contessa
kit kat
mccackle, doog
sneezy
j-flo, j-flizzy
fmj
teen, albert
stoner, stone-man
and thats all i can think of at the moment. but there were more…
I am known to my friends as Vastard, Scource, Pisswater, PMAT, and Dr. Imagin-O.
Another friend is known as The Klepto.
Another is the Leper.
Another varies between Nickzilla and Nickson Hippy Hunter.
Another is Rambot.
My personal favorite has to be my cute little Burmese friend, who is known to all as Big Pimpin’ Ed.
Hmm…
Does “Hey you, shut up” count? 
I know a guy named Phil from my old high school who used to be called “Phil-atio” (Felatio)
There’s Cheesecake, which I don’t know the origins of but he claims it’s cuz the ladies love him.
There’s Pubes because his hair had the texture of pubic hair.
I happen to be Han Solo, since my first name is Han.
I also met Chewbaca, but didn’t get along with him, sadly.
There was Shatzi, real name Atze
Reefie, real name Rishi who gained the nickname by being high all the time.
Mini-Me for bearing an incredible resemblance to his brother, but shorter.
There’s Cheesecake, which I don’t know the origins of but he claims it’s cuz the ladies love him.
There’s Pubes because his hair had the texture of pubic hair.
I happen to be Han Solo, since my first name is Han.
I also met Chewbaca, but didn’t get along with him, sadly.
There was Shatzi, real name Atze
Reefie, real name Rishi who gained the nickname by being high all the time.
Mini-Me for bearing an incredible resemblance to his brother, but shorter.
Several years ago I worked with a guy named Ed that turned out to be a real asshole. T’wasnt long before we began referring to him as Special Ed.
Ed-wierdo Real name Ed and he is weird
G, Glo Real name Gloria
G-Dog Real name Gloria
spunky
Ed-wierdo Real name Ed and he is weird
G, Glo Real name Gloria
G-Dog Real name Gloria
spunky
Stupid - Mine for the double post:smack: :wally
Girth
The Dirty Mexican
Muffin Man
Nitro
MilkMan (great story behind this one, but it’s just too long)
Joel the Hole
The AssMan
Kokomo
Russhole
Unfortunately for me, most of my friends call me schmuck.
The Human Keg- named for being a heavy drinker.
Dough-boy- He kind of resembled the pillsbury dough boy.
Kojak- self explanatory
Pop’n Fresh- Friend of Doughboy, they kind of looked alike, actually.
There was a fellow I knew in school called Goatboy- I never found out why, and I never wanted to either.
Well, I actually am known as bouv to all my friends. I was bouv in high school, and bouv in college. I don’t know why, but for some reason everyone just says it fits. I was also little bouv for a while in HS when my brother was there…he was big bouv. The nicknames of my friends:
Digger- He dug in the sand as a kid
Sparky- I don’t know why
Obi-Wan- His last name was AUbe, pronounced O B
Coop- Last name was cooper
Noah- His initials were ARK
Dirty Bird- Because he IS a dirty bird
ShoeShine- Just 'cause
Stoffer- Because he hates fascists
Daytrader- Cause he does
.net- He has a website that is www.<hisnamehere>.net
Frazzle the Giant Space Bucket- don’t ask
Saudi- He’s from Saudi Arabia
Jewman- He’s Jewish
Hat Chris- He wears hats
Silent Chris- He is silent
Boarder Chris- He boarded at our house
Memory Jones (MJ for short)- I don’t know how that came about
Drunk Jason- Take a wild guess why (also sometimes called Fire Dick because he ran naked (while drunk) around a bonfire)
Shoe (sometimes Shoe Dan) - Needed a reason to differentiate him from the other Dan
Lefty- The other Dan (he wasn’t left-handed at all)
DEHJ- Simply his initials
Yaworm- Yaworm is his college email ID
Big Stinky Pete- He’s tall…not really that stinky, but it’s fun to call him stinky
Gelnnberry/Glennjamin/Glenn-a-roo- He’s Glenn, so we modified Glenn
Scoot McGoot- He’s Scott, so we added an o, got rid of the t, and added a McGoot so it would rhyme
Sambo - His last name is Sandbo, but with his accent, it always sounded like he said sambo.
FM- Short for Fuck Monkey
Tangy- His college email ID is TangE