I was about to say the same thing. “Flanders Butt-diddly-uttock Ointment” has much more zing.
Nadda. Unless you count message boards where I’ve posted and my LJ info.
2,700,000 hits.
I’m pretty sure most of them are about me.
All hits are related to LJ, SDMB, Fathom, or a local board where I post. The first hit is one of my Teemings submissions. But every hit is me. Big surprise.
http://www.nomasi.com/sj2/
I am a highly realistic ski jumping simulator designed for the PC platform.
And these are not my children: http://www.boguslavsky.net/photo/wales04/sj2.htm
Nor do I need my straightjacket model:
http://www.maxcita.com/cottonsj/sjprotector/pcottonsj_protector.html
Not surprisingly, Googling my name just made me hungery.
Ben & Jerrys, World Cocoa Foundation, The Wine Spectator, Cadbury and Sam Adams.
All in all 808 entries that are making me wish it was already 5:00.
Well, nothing I can link here.
It’s Greek to me too.
Oh come on, someone was gonna say it.
939 hits and all but aesiron.has-a-small-penis.com are about me.
That URL is obviously not safe for work but since it isn’t a hyperlink, I don’t think it’s against the terms of service here. My apologies if it is.
Three guesses what I get. Here’s a hint.
I also get this. I don’t know why.
I got 10,200 hits. They’re either futurama hits or other Hypno-Toads posting on other boards or websites. Maybe I should have been the Mesmer-Frog.
But this one was out there.
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/s/a/sabrinames/hypnotoad.jpg.html
I own all of Google’s search results for my username. 
From that link:
You may be in legal trouble there friend. Tisk Tisk!
Here’s mine, LOL!
A website devoted to things kittenacious, some links about a thorobread horse with whom I share a name (I’m 48-the horse is 2 so I win), a post in a forum about Nursing Self-Defense, which thankfully has nothing to do with teeth and infants, and finally a post to The Crotch Goblin Research Centre. :eek:
I’ve used this username for everything on the web for years. It’s unique and obscure enough that nobody else uses it. So when I google it, what comes back is almost all directly related to me (aint-it-cool talkback posts, for example), with a few exceptions for French genealogy sites. (Unsurprising, then, that the only image result is a coat of arms.)
But hey, this time there’s a new item! Apparently I was a typoon in 1975. Beat that, y’all.
OMG! :eek: I have my own website:
It’s an Italian family’s genealogy & photo page. It’s huge…
If I search as a phrase (in quotes) I get only a handful of hits all of which pertain to this board. If I just search for the two words with no quotes I get oodles of hits, nothing really weird that I can see.