Nothing with my username quoted. If unquoted, I get a handful of pages like this, that incidentally explain where I got the username.
Same here, Jettina.
I guess we’re just “one of a kind”.
Dude…at least your doppleganger has taste. HIM kicks butt.
I found a LiveJournal thread posted by several Dopers trashing me behind my back. :dubious:
I don’t even have to google my name to know what I’d find.
There is an Elysian Brewing Company
I think that’s cool.
And an Elysian band
http://www.elysianmusic.com/
That is some AWESOME artwork. I’m making it my background posthaste.
An “idea commune”
http://www.elysian.co.in/
An astrology and new age shop
http://www.elysian.co.uk/
An actual town in Minnesota :eek:
Must go there sometime.
New Orleans Bed and Breakfast
Looks nice.
And a baseball magazine (???)
http://www.efqreview.com/
And this is all on the first page! My name is more interesting than I’ve ever dreamed. I haven’t done a search on Elysian before. Cool.
My stuff is boring.
It’s either car trunks, elephant trunks, torsos or tree trunks.
I need to change my name to something good, like “Clam Jerky”.
Sorry, twickster but Tengu has my vote so far.
What, you don’t think my “idea commune” is worse than clam jerky? I mean, we’re talking quasi-religious/scientific organizations compared to mere clam jerky. One offends the senses while the other offends both the senses and the mind.
I humbly ask you to change your opinion 
Sorry, Elysian, trunk is right – how can you argue with clam jerky?
Brief moment for us to all visualize how one might argue with clam jerky.
We’re going to have to get some serious competition in here ASAP if someone wants to wrestle tengu’s clam jerky crown (another brief moment for visualization) away from him or her.
zero.
nothing.
nada.
Sin
Hmm. You may be right. In order to make jerky they have to
Partially freeze clams
Cut clams into strips
Marinate clams for at least a day :eek:
Dry the clams
Apparently lean clams make the best jerky :dubious:
A lot of geneology sites for the Maus and Magill families, though there was a review of Die Fliedermaus with Maureen Magill.
Searching on “Mausmagill” returns several hits, including an archive of RHOD posts regarding my (then) upcomming wedding and a show I had just finished.
Nothin’ less appetizing than a fat clam.
EEEEwwww! 
twickster, this just made my day. Thanks.
What, a freaky bellydancer doesn’t even qualify? What does it take to impress you people??!!
Oh.
Clam Jerky.
Well now we all know what several ‘friends of dopers’ will be getting in their Christmas stockings this year…
FWIW I got four that were related to me and the first one which was NOT related to me but kind of funny in a freaky way. The link said ‘omg mastubatory heaven’ :eek: :eek: :eek: