I have no idea who this imposter is.
There were over 300k hits so I just took 2 from the first page. The last one I found using Google’s image search.
1957 Pinup Mag:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3899&item=2278199069&rd=1
also
“A site for gay big men and their admirers. Contains a listing of Girth & Mirth clubs”
and finally the bizarre
http://www.digitalduckydesigns.com/webfrm/perception/perceptionstudio.html
Well,
I found a ton of Land of the Lost sites. Not much suprise there but I did think this http://www.cybermad.com/debates/debates.html is kinda cool.
Slee
I get this in the images section:
http://images.google.com/images?q=nocturnal+tick&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
Not exactly what I was expecting…but I’m not that devastated about it. 
http://www.jmello.net/blog/2004/09/chaoticdonkey-hey-mellott.html is where a friend quoted me on his blog… about the best thing that came up. All of the hits are from me, though, since I use the same name about everywhere.
Well, I got 47,700 hits, almost all of which were about my patron saint (Wikipedia article about him).
Or you might prefer Polycarp’s Powerful Witness. (Maybe I should have made this post in GD? ;))
THE PRELIMINARIES OF POLYCARP’S DEATH CONTINUE :eek:
This is kinda cool, in a religious sort of way.
But there’s a Freeper Polycarp! Some bishop makes the “Many Fish” joke.
I thought this might be our Rico quoting me in his blog, but no, it’s St. Polycarp again. Polycarp’s birth!
The Polycarp Research Institute is studying the connection between abortions and breast cancer.
This one, though, is interesting: a Blues group from the same metropolitan area as I’m living in. Or maybe you’d prefer a New Zealand rap rock group? Personally, I prefer folk rock with Damon Rexroad and Bullet Hibler.
I know nothing about Semi-Latin Squares. Nor am I a Tanzanian bishop.
[Improving Sports in Uganda, by Polycarp K. Kakooza.
[url="Exposing the facts of homosexuality [Freeper Polycarp published on World Net Daily]]I disavow all knowledge of this Polycarp.](http://msupress.msu.edu/authorbio.php?authorID=965) On this one, no comment. A UFO sighting? But they’re probably not Claudine.
Anyone for “Six Degrees of Polycarp”?
Well, I’m gonna go ahead and declare tengu the winner. Send me whatever info you’re comfortable with (paypal name? IRL name and address for small, unmarked bills?) and I’ll get $5 to you. My email address is in my profile.
Runners up (in no particular order):
Ghanima, Cervaise, Flander, Mirth.