Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star Dragged Into Deep Burrow and Eaten By Badgers

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@bucketybuck

Oh Percy, why didn’t you stick to beaver?

FTW.

[lorene]

Here’s hoping that the runner-up Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf has better survival skills.

[brewha]

@notfrommensa

is there any niche that the porn world won’t cater to?

Rule 34.
No Exceptions.

[kayaker]

@Happy_Lendervedder

So Gordon Ramsey lookalike dwar porn star Percy Foster *wasn’t *eaten by badgers? Thank goodness!

Thank goodness? What? You’re awfully smug and happy considering badgers are starving.

[Eve]

Baby badger: “Oh, Mamma, Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star for dinner again?”

[Manduck]

@kunilou

“Officials have not yet ruled out suicide.”

Looks like those officials are taking the news pretty hard.

[Crown_Prince_of_Irony]

Call me insensitive, but I think that many dwarfs look like Gordon Ramsey. Does that make me short-ist?

[Enderw24]

So they weren’t afraid of his snaaaaaaake?

[VinylTurnip]

It’s on a rare day that a headline like that would be the second weirdest…

[kayaker]

@Crown_Prince_of_Irony

Call me insensitive, but I think that many dwarfs look like Gordon Ramsey. Does that make me short-ist?

Well, it definitely puts you on the short list.

[lorene]

@VinylTurnip

It’s on a rare day that a headline like that would be the second weirdest…

I love the fact that Reuters felt it necessary to add this sentence:

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

[Filbert]

@lorene

I love the fact that Reuters felt it necessary to add this sentence:

Well, they’re not sold in this country…

We just have to make do with dead dwarf celebrity lookalikes.