I hate it when that happens.
Were they honey badgers?
Okay seriously. If I click on that, am I gonna get rickrolled?
“Officials have not yet ruled out suicide.”
No rickroll. Just a beautiful example of the headline writing arts.
Poor little bugger(er).
I can’t help but wonder (and am too scared to search to find out) if ‘Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go’ is a real porn title.
Former President Gerald Ford eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
Badger, badger, badger? :eek:
But then again, the source is the &^%$# Sunday Sport… :rolleyes:
And Mr. Me, I dared to look and it seems like it’s not a (released) porn title but it IS a song lyric (using the American spelling, however, and “I” instead of “we”).
Celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars? is there any niche that the porn world won’t cater to?
I wonder if anyone had him in the death pool?
From the linked-to article: “But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars…”
Is that even a thing? Sure, I could Google that, but do I really want to? Ick ick ick…
The article is from a news journal (Sunday Sport) that hopes one day to be as reputable as the Weekly Word News.
Just sayin’.
WWII Bomb Found On Moon
School Bus Buried at South Pole
Good times!
Is that a joke newspaper?
Tragic news, just tragic.
Based on just the Gawker article linked to in the OP, it does appear to be a joke:
If the guy were really a porn star, you’d think there’d be some record of his existence.
I guess having a lookalike dwarf porn star is the new sign you’ve made it.
So Gordon Ramsey lookalike dwar porn star Percy Foster *wasn’t *eaten by badgers? Thank goodness!
I honestly don’t think even a dwarf could get into a badger’s lair (sett, if we’re picky), let alone dragged in. There’s not mushroom down there.
As mentioned in the article, the life of a celebrity look a like dwarf porn star is hellish, fraught with the stress of fame and noteriety at every turning. This elite group of diminutive erotic performers, due to their rarity, and the physically exhausting nature of their professions seldom last long. The brightest candles burn shortest, or in this case, the opposite as well, is true.
Something always comes along to snuff out these unsung heroes of short erotic fan flicks, these sensual impersonators in miniature of fame, these small wonders of titulating transubutation. It can be drugs, or fast living, or extreme risk taking - all in themselves merely indulged in as a balm to the crushing pressures of their careers.
Small wonder - he is gone!
We don’t need no stinking badgers! It was you and I, with our insatiable demand of more and more celebrity look a like dwarf porn that killed this man, this icon, this star!
Hang your heads people… hang your heads!
I would like to state for the record that I am opposed to badgers who eat porn star celebrity look alike little people.
This is the issue the democrats should run on in 2012.
Oh Percy, why didn’t you stick to beaver?