For too long the world has stood silently by and watched our celebrity look alike dwarf porn stars get eaten by badgers. We are all familiar with the case of Percy Foster, the latest Gordon Ramsay look alike dwarf porn star to suffer such a tragic death.
No more, I say! No more!
In loving memory of Mr Foster, please PM me your credit card number complete with expiration date and CVV so that we do not lose one more celebrity look alike dwarf porn star to badger predation. The madness must end!
“Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger” has now joined “Woman in Sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar” as my all time favorite headline.
This is why I have a weiner-dog.
Now, we’re sure that this isn’t a trial run for an assasination attempt by a Badger Seperatist Group…?
I loved that. Stolen and used on FB.
It’s no “Scooby Doo Stole My Wife.”
A tragedy that knows no bounds.
Funny, but a hoax.
http://gawker.com/5842001/gordon-ramsays-badger+eaten-porn-dwarf-just-a-myth
Well, damn. I hope the OP will refund my donation.
Unlike "Scooby Doo Stole My Wife." 
Wait, are you saying that The Sunday Sport, the same publication that brought the world such award winning stories as “World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon” and “Statue of Elvis Found on Mars” would publish a hoax?
I refuse to buy into your cynicism, good sir, and will continue my work in saving celebrity dwarf porn stars from being eaten by badgers.
I’m afraid I cannot. Your donation has already been spent on research. I have encountered adversity from others regarding my campaign, and I am not going to stop now. Even my girlfriend joined the naysayers when she found out that I had fifty dollars worth of research DVDs overnighted to me with the donations. “You spent fifty dollars on dwarf porn?!”, she cried. “But honey, it’s tax deductable!”, I told her.
I will never give up!
