…Takes one look at Boston, turns his nose up, returns to cage unprompted.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0814Gorilla-ON.html
"I deserve better than that ! " says miffed primate.
Little Joe sure is well behaped
Is this a typo or a bad pun. Because if it’s a bad pun, I politely request you try harder next time.
…and I’ll try to end my questions with question marks.
Thought I could get away with it 
Well, you try thinking up of a better one.
You know, green_bladder, I tried and I failed. I can’t think of a better one. I can think of other ones; I just can’t think of better ones. 
I guess I’ll stop throwing glass stones at your house (or whatever). 
"Officials are now investigating how the gorilla was able to make a monkey out of the zoo keepers. "
I hate monkey references when gorillas are not monkeys. You get the same crap when people talk about chimps.
Now I have this song stuck in my head…
“Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place”
Warren Zevon “Gorilla You’re a Desperado”