Gorilla man get a girl frend for fucks sake.

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I really shouldnt be doing this because I’m encouraging someone who obviously craves attention from me .

Gorillaman I’m not Gay,though I havent got anything against those who are I say this because you seem to have some sort of obsession with me.

I posted about Mutton not being commonally eaten in the U.K,you jump in without and say NO.NO.but without any cite.
I make a passing reference to Man.U. being one of the most sucessfull soccer teams on earth and you’re straight in there with “Oh no no Liverpool and so on and on and on and on and on”
By the way I’m not a football supporterI was just using Man.U. as an example.

If I made a posting about the sky being blue you’d be in there saying it was purple.

I suspect I’ve hurt your feelings at sometime in the past,but I’m sorry mate I honestly just dont care.
If you can honestly come up up with an interesting counterpoint to any of my positions (and this may sound incredible !but I suspect that sometimesI may be wrong !)then I welcome it .
I really think from your previous posts that you are actually still at school and that your dad paid for your subscription,give it a rest mate ,apart from being childish you’re .putting it nicely ,FUCKING BORING!

Sorry mate ,but on the internet everyones anonymus but everyone gives them selves away,when you’re a grown up you’ll see wgat I mean

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Link?

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He’s just hoping to meet the gorilla his dreams.

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But she’s a cheetah, it seems…

Look how she’s lion to him.

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Just got in from the pub, have we?
ETA: “Take off zebra, baby.”

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She’ll make him go ape. I hope she’s the primate for him and not just monkeying around, we wouldn’t want him to get hurt.

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Lust4Life Get over yourself.

He’s posting because it’s UK related subjects, not because it’s you.

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Then why are you suggesting he get a girlfriend?

Homophobia perhaps?

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Of course there is another, less prurient explanation, which is that Lust4Life is perpetually wrong.

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Warning: Disagreeing with Lust4Life will give you teh gay.

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Hmm. Apeman posting in this thread. But we want to cut down on homophobia AND see gorillaman happily settled. I see a solution that could help us all. Is anyone else pondering what I’m pondering?

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I think so, but how is painting burlap sacks with Brie helpful? Narf!

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I wouldn’t want to be an athletic supporter either. Kind of homophobic myself that way.

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Fuck! Tits! Arse! Turnpike Lane Cunto!

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Only an Aussie…

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And of course this thread is filled with bad puns. It was a gibbon.

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Well, I’m just finishing off a bottle of wine, so I think I’ll get cracking…
Lust4Life, I can’t be bothered to go finding the threads you’re griping about, not at two minutes per search. Don’t flatter yourself, I certainly don’t crave your attention. That I’d been reading the board for an hour before I noticed your rant is evidence in my favour.
I remember the Manure/Liverpool one, though, because I’m pretty sure there was no ‘one of’ in your original statement. Ooooooooh, but I’ve brought that up unnecessarily, clearly I’m picking on you. Hey, I remember a lot of stuff. It’s a useful skill.
Just so you’re happy, yes, I am at school (but they call me ‘sir’ now) and yes, I should get a girlfriend. But if I do find some Angel, you won’t know, because I’ll still call bullshit when I see it.

GorillaMan’s Final Thought: Learn when to press the space bar.

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Is Cunto in Shakespeare? If it isn’t it should be. Yiz are a shower of counts.
Anyway quit monkeying around guys. Seriously.

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Wasn’t he in Sesame Street? When I’m alone, I cunt myself. One cunt!

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GorillaMan is totally gay. I saw him flirting with a chimpansy just the other day!