Gorilla man get a girl frend for fucks sake.

[GorillaMan]

Oh well, to put off doing any housework, I’ll sort out the links for my own pitting:

Anyone here eat mutton?

@Lust4Life

Mutton (as opposed to Lamb)is pretty much unheard of in my own personal experience in the U.K.

I’ve eaten it as dehydrated Arctic survival rations and did’t rate it myself but thats not really a fair taste test.

@GorillaMan

Lust4Life is clearly not experience enough, because it’s certainly not unknown in the UK, although admittedly nowhere near the ubiquity of lamb.

@Lust4Life

That is why I added the caveat “in my experience”,actually I’ve never even seen it on sale let alone meet anyone who’s eaten it (outside of a “meat” takeaway curry that is.)

Though I do know that when the retail market wasn’t so finickity some decades ago mutton was a quite common British dish.

OK, my response was a bit cutting, but in the big scheme of things, meh. Note that if you follow the logic of Lust4Life’s various statements through, he was eating Arctic survival rations alone, which I think is a story worth telling.
Is money enough to get a lower-division team into the Premiership?

@Lust4Life

Of course !Man.U. is the most successful club on earth,its all about genuine,raw,local talent !
If a club could just buy players and then win then there would be no interest in soccer from any slightly intelligent person.

@GorillaMan

‘Most successful team on earth’? Liverpool’s European titles are enough to challenge that assertion.

I stand by that one as a perfectly reasonable challenge to a hyperbolic statement.

Right, normal service is resumed. I’ll play Chalfont & Lemur.

[armedmonkey]

@Fish Nya

Are we switching over to sheep puns now? The monkeys will feel left out. If only there was a way to join the two.

Thank you fish, you just gave me my new sig. I think I’ll use this one, too.

Check it!

[Lust4Life]

If I’ve been a bit snarky **Gorillaman ** then I’m more then willing to metaphoricaly shake hands,but I was genuinlly under the impression that you were stalking me.
If I was wrong I apologise unreservedly,if I wasn’t then we’ll just have to see it out.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@GorillaMan

Right, normal service is resumed. I’ll play Chalfont & Lemur.

Are we using the Gibbon’s Catalogue? If so I’ll swing by Shepherd’s Bush (baby)

[the_PC_apeman]

:smack: Well played!

Invoking this Primate Codicil makes things a bit tricky. Admittedly weak, but all I can do is play King (Kong)'s Cross.

[glee]

@Lust4Life

If I’ve been a bit snarky **Gorillaman ** then I’m more then willing to metaphoricaly shake hands,but I was genuinlly under the impression that you were stalking me.
If I was wrong I apologise unreservedly,if I wasn’t then we’ll just have to see it out.

This is perfectly reasonable.
I am certain that you made exaggerated claims and Gorillaman simply corrected you.

You posted, for example:

@Lust4Life

Of course !Man.U. is the most successful club on earth,its all about genuine,raw,local talent !
If a club could just buy players and then win then there would be no interest in soccer from any slightly intelligent person.

@GorillaMan

‘Most successful team on earth’? Liverpool’s European titles are enough to challenge that assertion.

And Real Madrid have also won a lot more then Manchester United.

As for ‘Man Utd using local talent’ - :smack:

Consider George Best (N. Ireland), Denis Law (Scotland), Roy Keane (Ireland), Eric Cantona (France) David Beckham (London), Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)…

I think it is also very unwise to say anyone supporting a team that buys players and wins (Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal etc) is not intelligent.

[GorillaMan]

@Lust4Life

If I’ve been a bit snarky **Gorillaman ** then I’m more then willing to metaphoricaly shake hands

I agree that this is very reasonable. Consider the online handshake accepted.
And I’ll make a semi-lateral transposition to Tooting Silverbec.

[Malacandra]

@GorillaMan

I agree that this is very reasonable. Consider the online handshake accepted.
And I’ll make a semi-lateral transposition to Tooting Silverbec.

[del]Monkey[/del] Mansion House

[the_PC_apeman]

Then it’s on to Chimpswick Park.

[Lust4Life]

@glee

This is perfectly reasonable.
I am certain that you made exaggerated claims and Gorillaman simply corrected you.

You posted, for example:

And Real Madrid have also won a lot more then Manchester United.

As for ‘Man Utd using local talent’ - :smack:

Consider George Best (N. Ireland), Denis Law (Scotland), Roy Keane (Ireland), Eric Cantona (France) David Beckham (London), Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)…

I think it is also very unwise to say anyone supporting a team that buys players and wins (Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal etc) is not intelligent.

Actuallyglee you’ve been wooshed (My first successful woosh Yippee!)

I was being ironic,the point I was making was that in football if you have enough money you can more or less buy titles which is why I am not a football supporter.

[Lust4Life]

@GorillaMan

I agree that this is very reasonable. Consider the online handshake accepted.

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Cheers

[GorillaMan]

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