Got any good jokes?

In My Humble Opinion
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I thought we had a thread for this but if we do, it is some years old. I searched for jokes in the title.

So, Dopers, ya got any good jokes?

You get points if it can be told in mixed company, and plus-plus points if it can be appreciated by adults and children. Raunchy, off-color jokes? Bring ‘em here!

I heard a decent one recently. It’s more for those who own or appreciate firearms…

Q — How are guns better than wives?

A — Your 44 won’t be upset if you replace it with a 22.

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Thread warning: raunchy, off-color jokes may follow.

Ya dun bin warned! :slight_smile:

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I like my in-laws joke and I’ve probably shared it somewhere here before.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are WANTED

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How do you get a gay guy to have sex with your mother?

NSFW - You shit in her cunt

I can’t recall which comedian came up with that, but it ranks as one of the most offensive I know.

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You didn’t even have to search; it’s currently active.

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Well the search failed!

Added — I tried the search again and that thread still doesn’t come up. I get hits with singular and plural, but not that thread.

SW bug!

Added 2 — mods please close this thread. Thanks!

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Before this is closed, @scudsucker that’s nasty! But still, allowed.