I was visiting a company and was preparing to leave, when the manager asked one of his techs to escort me out.
He says;
“Erica, do you have a sec?”
She says;
“Oh yes, I have lots of secs!”
:smack:
I’m a functional person who sits in on technical meetings and the leader was saying something about how something was working and how it may need to be adjusted:
“We may need to tweak our tool”. :eek:
This was the same guy who would refer to “bumping and grinding” data. :smack:
This was deep in Mormon country
I loved when Obama kept saying “new direction” during the campaign.
Our local NPR affiliate does traffic on I-5 by talking about the “northbound direction.”
(Say them out loud.)
How deep is Mormon country exactly? I’ve never been able to touch bottom.
What was your response?
“I may need to borrow some. Pay you back later.”
“Your parents must be so proud.”
“Aren’t the other wives jealous?” (Sorry about this one)
Brought to you by the traffic guy, Peter North?
Reminds me of a news blooper.
The anchor lady and the weatherman were talking. SHE was referring to snow they were supposed to get the previous night:
AL: “So what happened John? You promised me eight inches last night.”
WM: 
o:o
I strongly suspect that touching bottom is not permitted in Mormon country.