Grab the book nearest you. Right now.

Accused our lady of tying a rock to you and casting you in the North Sea, he did.

Fool, Christopher Moore

“Saturday - regular flight goes OK but there is no room for the Monday-Tuesday passengers.”

Kashmir, Ladakh & Zanskar, a travel survival kit.

“I’ll go right after him!”

Catch 22, but I’m not sure how to count correctly.

This office was not of much help, although they did provide passes for access to the front, documents which were supposed to equip the Werewolves with everything they would require.

The Last Nazis: Werewolf Guerilla Resistance in Europe 1944-1947 by Perry Biddiscombe

I should probably note that I’ve been moving stuff, including books, around my house this week so books that happen to temporarily end up near my computer are not necessarily something I’m currently reading.

“Some infectious agents causing embryonic or fetal loss in the different species are described in Chapters 23, 25, 26, 27 and 28.”

Veterinary Reproduction & Obstetrics
Arthur, Noakes, Pearson & Parkinson

(Just as well. The next book along is a collection of Jack Vettriano paintings. I don’t think I’d have been able to reproduce “The Missing Man II”.)

Piffle. Is ASCII Art a dead art form?

“A different proof of the Completion Theorem is sketched in Exercise 4.37.”

Real Mathematical Analysis by Charles Chapman Pugh.

I’m not at work, but I’ve been writing a report on the use of symbolic logic notation in mathematics.

I’m gonna have to ‘do a 112’, as 111 is a full-page image (Sala Hipostila, the Hall of 100 columns):

“Two of Gaudi’s most famous buildings and the city’s most exclusive shops are to be found along the Passeig de Gracia, the most well-known road in Barcelona after Las Ramblas.”

The AA Key Guide - Barcelona

(This is actually quite boring, if no-one minds me saying so) :smiley:

“They say he goes about in a coat hanging down to his heels, all the while making a groaning sound, like he’s searching for something here on Earth."
From A Hunter’s Sketches, by Ivan Turgenev

The line comes from a kid who’s sharing ghost stories with his friends.

After this expansion sleeves is inserted, an Ackerman-Johnson Tool–hammer or hammerless tool, can be used to spread the lead expansion sleeve.

“Television Antenna Installation”, Compiled by TV Antenna Engineers, Chicago, 1949

The closest thing I have to a book I have with me right now is Volume 34 of the Dell Crossword Special and Variety magazine.

Pg 111 is the Bowl-A-Score Challenger 2

“With feigned unwillingness, the Platonic Socrates proceeds to apply his communism to the family.”

Bertrand Russell, The History of Western Philosophy.

The first book I picked up was blank on page 111, so I picked up the next on the pile (yes, we have piles of books. I am a slob.)

“Langdon laughed, realizing how it must have sounded.”

Angels & Demons, Dan Brown

Damn…the next book on the pile was Pratchett.

She loses the test, gains a Negative Trait, gains a temporary derangement, and goes into Rotschreck.

Mind’s Eye Theatre Laws of the Night.

Edible, bloomy, greenish yellow berry finally turning brownish black, 2 to 5" long, of many shapes – sometimes elongated, at other times rounded; has a taste similar to a banana with a custard consistency, usually containing 2 to 3 almost 1" long dark brown flatish to bean-shaped seeds.

Manual of Woody Landscape Plants: Their identification, Ornamental Characteristics, Culture, Propagation and Use. - Michael A. Dirr

Yay for playing from work!

I had to do the 9th sentence, as that was all this page had.

"To record all currently available ST snippets and baselines, in the ST Baseline window, select the pop-up key Record ST.

IntelliVue Patient Monitor MP20/30, MP 40/50, MP 60/70/90

Absolutely riveting! I can’t put this book down!

“This time, however, would be different.”

The Last Season by Eric Blehm

Wow! I love the book, but I didn’t realize how much Blehm loved commas. I had to go to the last sentence of the page (almost completely full, too) to get the 11th sentence. And then, it was the cliche of all cliches.

“The Sonic Log tends to be pessimistic when used to calculate porosity.”

Delaware Basin Exploration: Guidebook - Guadalupe, Hueco and Franklin Mts., Geology of the Carlsbad Caverns. WTGS.

If I’d been home it would have been this. It’s on the table next to the couch.

Professional C#, 3rd Edition by Simon Robinson, Christian Nagel, Karli Watson, Jay Glynn, Morgan Skinner, Bill Evjen.

Yes, it is out-of-date, but it was the closest book.

“For example, they can plug in the mass and position of a big spherical body, such as the sun or earth, and calculate the well-known Newtonian gravitational attraction.”

-Warped Passages: Unraveling the Mysteries of the Universe’s Hidden Dimensions