Man…I’m only 33, but one look at the curly stuff below the neckline and you’d think I was ready to collect social security. Next thing you know I’ll be forgetting things and talking about how young’uns dress funny.
Oh, wait…I already do that…
(goes off to check for wrinkles)
sigh.
I’ve been given to understand that it’s worse to find gray hairs in your shorts . . .
You need to know that some of us find grey-haired men quite sexy. 
Be proud. You earned every one of them.
It will only get worse.
If I take my shirt off (not a pretty sight) I look as if I have spilt talcum powder down my front. Oddly enough, that is the only place where I have gone particularly grey: the hair on my head (what’s left of it) and, er, elsewhere remains largely the same colour as it always was. And I’m forty-six.
What’s worse than that is for *your wife * to find gray hairs in your shorts. :eek:
Good to know.
You and my Ukranian hairstylist. She always says: “gray hair very sexy, like scar. Scar very sexy.”
I don’t quite track on the scar fetish (and I do have a couple), but I still appreciated the vote of confidence.
It’s funny, because the handful of gray hairs on my head - right around the temples, where you’d expect - don’t bug me. But for some reason having so many on my chest seems somehow…just…wrong.