Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher gut
Mutilated monkey meat
All the things teachers eat.
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And I forgot my spoon
The word teacher could be replaced with the name of the person you happen to be mad at that day. ÿþ
Here is your official Vote #2 for the line above. I’m from the grand Midwest.
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
concentrated piggy nose
suppinated birdie toes
french fried eyeballs floating in the poodle’s blood
darn it I forgot my spoon but there’s a straw…
My co-worker however remembers it as
Some people eat hamburger meat
Some people eat potatoes
Some like to chew on their Irish stew
or eat it with ripe tomotoes
but I dream of…
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
chopped baby birdie feet (or baby parakeet)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and me without my spoon
Great big piles of greasy grimy gopher guts
Next verse:
Great big piles of Petrified Pelican Puke
Next verse:
Great big piles of Mangelised Monkey brain
All verses finished with *… and me without a spoon.
Oddly enough, my childhood version is not listed:
Great green gobs of greemy grimy gopher guts
Manulated monkey meat
French-fried froggy feet
Salted eyeballs floating in a pool o’ pus
With scabs on top
Dried vomit toooooo…