Great bumper stickers

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny” - although posted before, I have a funny (at least, it was to me!) story to go with this one - because of my religion (I’m a Sikh) I wear a turban most of the time - the first time I saw this one, it was on the back of a car at a gas station, and as I walked by it there were two little kids staring out the window and pointing at me - seemed a good conjunction of coincidence!

On my refrigerator, from a friend: “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood”. Oh yeah!

:cool:

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I’ve seen that one too.

One of my faves:
ML8 ML8

It took me a moment to get it – it was on a White Rabbit!

(I saw it on a New Hampshire car, but I’ve heard of this in other states).

Another one reported, along these lines:
Inle

on a Black Rabbit. (It helps if you’re read Watership Down.)

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Seen on a junker:

Don’t laugh, it’s paid for!

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C code
C code run
RUN DAMNIT, RUN!!!

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Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either

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As far as the Dodge Cummins Diesel vs. Ford Power Stroke Diesel trucks , I’ve always seen "Keep Strokin’ I’m Cummin.’ "

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From one of Robert Anton Wilson’s books:

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
If nukes are outlawed, only outlaws will have nukes
If laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have laws
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

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Keep honking, I am reloading!

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I’m not littering… I’m donating to the earth.

If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

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“Mean People Produce Little Mean People”

“Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap”

“Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit”

My next acquistion is going to be a special order sticker that says “My Body Has Been Turned Over To Satan For Destruction.”

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BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming & Horny

I still have it on my car …

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I put a sticker on my mom’s old beater. It was a 1964, older than me!, Dodge… with no reverse. “Dont laugh … its paid for!”

I had on my Sunfire “My sexual preference is OFTEN”

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A friend of mine hasthis one on his truck:

My Other Car is a Garbage Truck.

He is a garbage man.

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My Karma ran over your Dogma. :smiley:

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Jeez if you love Honkus (this one just cracks me up everytime I see it)

Jesus Saves (God Invests)

As for the little fish emblems, I recently saw one that must have been on a car owned by a Jewish person. Inside the litel fish was written “GEFILTE” :smiley:

If I ever won the lottery and bought a hideously expensive sportscar (we’re talking a $200,000+ super car here), I think I would be extremely tempted to have a bumper sticker specially made for it that said “My other car is an AMC Pacer”…

Barry