Great Company Slogans

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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One of the oldest exterminators in Anderson has this emblazoned on their trucks, “Baxter Pest Doctors–All Our Patients Die.”

The official name of the company that ran the Baskin-Robbins ice cream store was Partners In Cream.

A body shop here claimed, “We can fix anything but a broken heart.”

A place called Southern Yankee BBQ had a sign out front. “Eat here or we’ll both starve.” It’s closed now, so I guess it was true.

The best plumbing company in town is called Royal Flush. One billboard showed their logo king-with-a-plunger up to his waist in water. “Call Royal Flush, it beats a full house!” Every December, their billboards show “eleven pipers piping.”

One of the local yard-mowing firms is called Lawn Overdue.

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There’s a diner in Fort Worth called Dixie House, and they’re the “home of the big buns!”

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In Cambridge, Massachusetts there was (probably still is) a place called Jae’s diner that had the slogan “Eat Here and Live Forever”. Next door was a Barbecue joint with the slogan: “Eat Here and Die Happy”

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The Incinerating Toilet

“Won’t hurt your bottom line!”

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Not exactly a company, but a friend of mine pointed out to me yesterday that the song used to market Viagra should have been

Ringo Starr’s “It Don’t Come Easy”

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