I must admit, I have taken the English language for granted. The nuance, the poetry, the subtle meanings of each word.
When a great linguist expresses something new to the world, it is like a birth of words, flowing forth with intense life and potential. Enough to make or break entire civilizations, even.
So what happens, when the most inane of statements, questions, or exclamations, makes us bang our heads on the Wall of Webster? And, I don’t know, it might help if it’s funny.
For example, my boyfriend loves to skateboard. Especially under signs forbidding such. He told me of such a sign, NO SKATEBOARDING, next to which was another sign. (He is 29, so he doesn’t even get the youth excuse on this one)
Him: The sign said, PROSECUTORS WILL BE VIOLATED. So then I… (I cut him off)
Me: What did the sign say?!?
Him: Prosecutors Will Be Violated. But then I got my board and…
Me: Do you mean, “Violators will be prosecuted?”
Him: Oh… yeah. What did I say?
Oh those poor prosecutors. I love the bf! Another example is when he thought the opposite of Asexual was B-sexual. It makes sense, when you think about it.
Share your language hilarities! I can’t be the only one. If your mix-up is in another language, it’d be cool (icy cold) if you could translate. Thanks!