“I don’t pay, I don’t punk.”
“I’m your huckleberry.”
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
“Wyoming.”
“I’m sure I’ve gone a lot of ways you haven’t, ma’am.”
“If you guys know so much about women, then why are you sitting here at Gas’n’Sip, drinking beers, completely alone with no women anywhere?”
William Munny in Unforgiven.
Now you’re on this, I hope we’re going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!
I’ll be back…
GF1: “Leave the gun, take the canoli.”
GF2: “Fredo, you’re nothing to me now.”
GF3: “Handsome but useless.”
When you want to shoot, shoot! Don’t talk!
This one goes to 11.
I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
“Am I in Spain? No I’m not in Spain, dear, I’m in agony, that’s where I am!”
“Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, eat Muffy!”
“Nick, I’ve tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It’s no use, I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm.”
“My mind is going. I can feel it.”
“What’s wrong with being sexy?”
“Someone’s playin’ with my dick, and it ain’t me.”
Addams Family: “Cyanide? Oh, Uncle Fester. As if we’d run out.”
Ghostbusters: "Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say *“YES”! * "
never get involved in a land war in Asia
“We busied ourselves chopping palm fronds and lacing them to bamboo with dried seaweed and snot.”
“I know a little German. He’s over there.”
“Yeah, I paid my dues. The check is in the mail.”
“Listen! Can you smell that?”
You fucked up. You trusted us.
I love the smell of Napalm …
“Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits?”
“He chose…poorly”