Great movie one-liners

John Wayne: “That’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”

Right before Richard Boone opens the trunk and finds not $1,000,000, but cut up newspaper, and realizes the ransom drop just got a lot more complicated as Wayne levels a shotgun at him.

Damn, I love that film.

“This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.”

/ I love this thread SO MUCH!

Have to say, I think “You complete me” trumps that one.

“Yeah… and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.”

“Baby, you got real ugly.”

“Hail to the King, baby.”

Leopold! Leopold! Leopold. . . .

Shiny. Let’s be bad guys.

‘Yes, well, this is a nocturne; you know, Frederic Fuckin’ Chopin.’

I’ve no idea what movie this line is from, but it made me giggle.

“Puny god.”

Bull Duram, great line in a great scene

‘Ball four’

Did you see the size of that chicken!?

Juuust a little outside.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.”

“He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father… this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.”

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Those fargin’ iceholes! This is fargin’ war!

Let me get this straight. I’m being marked down?!?..[whiny]I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!

“Thirty inches of thigh slappin’, blood pumpin’, nuclear brain damage!!!”

That movie is one long quote.

“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

Is there air?! You don’t know!

“You can lead a horse to water but a pencils got to be lead.” Stan Laurel