"Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It’s a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart’s top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me… "
–Ash, pissed off at the primitives who threw him into a pit full of Undead. Army of Darkness