Great TV Mysteries... Never solved

Star Trek: TOS

  1. Just how many offspring does James T. Kirk have?
  2. How much child support does he pay?

My Three Sons also had an older son who disappeared after a season or two, and then they adopted Ernie.

I’ll see your Twin Peaks and raise you John from Cincinnati.

What was the deal with Chance Harper?

Back when I was turning wrenches for a living, William Shatner was a customer.
One of my coworkers always wanted to ask him
“So what’s it like to screw a chrome chick?”

jack-I had heard that the Russian version did answer! Thanx.

Starships may be able to have FTL, but homing beacons tend to be radio signals. It’ll be a couple of thousand years before the Delta Quadrant folks get the message.

P.S. I just made that up; it probably bears no resemblance whatsoever to the physics of the TNG-verse.

Pretty sure it was a subspace signal. Might need to watch it again to be sure, if I can find enough tequila to deaden the pain…

That just doesn’t work for me. It probably never will.

Maybe it’s the kid from the first scene of the pilot. I imagine he’d be 21 by then.

Bobby and Connie and (most noticeably) Joseph did age. They all went from about 11/12 to 14/15, so it’s consistent with Luanne’s aging.

No mystery there. The oldest son, Mike, got married and moved out of the house. The real-world explanation was that the actor, Tim Considine had a falling-out with the shows producers. He did appear in one final episode where his character and his fiancé, played by Meredith MacRae, had a wedding.

Perhaps, but sticking your fingers in your ear does not, technically, constitute a mystery.

We’ll never know, because the real case remains unsolved/open.

In the real case, the prime suspect was ‘the Fish Man’ who correlates with the Araber of Homicide . And who, like the Araber, was interviewed several times and then died before any significant case could be made.

Not every detail has been annotated, but the essential idea behind the series is documented. John is basically one of many lower level angels or other sort of divine agent sent by god or the universe after 9/11 to reopen people’s eyes to see things from a greater perspective in order to steer us away from the path of genocide, and also help the surfer kid attain his special destiny.

Maybe I missed it, but what ever happened to Seven in Married with Children?

His picture showed up on the back of a milk carton on the Bundy’s table (“Missing - have you seen this child?”). True fact!

this thread would be much more interesting if you put some context/background on your questions for those of us that may not be aware.

I misrembered. Wikibacks you up.

Dang! You too huh. That has bugged me for years. I spent the next 40 episodes waiting…just knowing the Russian “interior decorator” was going to come back for Paulie. Story lines were so subtle and lengthy in the Sopranos that surely that day had to come.

But nope. Nadda. Not a sausage. In fact Tony’s Russian mafia connection seemed to fade away after the Pine Barrens which also bothered me because it was a rich vein for more complex stories.