Fabula Stitts (or her sister, Gloria)
Emmett Kelly
LIB MR DUCKS
Thread Mortician
somebody has to say it:
Seymour Buttz
you know, the guy who wrote the book “Underneath the Stadium Bleachers”
I just met a 10 year old who used it on me, thinking he had the most original joke in the world. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I was a kid once, too.
ah…nostalgia…
Ivana B. (plus the surname of your choice…)
on a whim last week, I almost changed my user name to Piña Colonic, but I couldn’t figure out how to do the little squigly-n thing.
And my many fans would be confused.
Sedated
I was thinking of Yawgal…
I have used many a name (always “cleverly” false) when at parties I didn’t belong in. I have found that the “HELLO MY NAME IS” tags are just waiting to be abused. How about these?
Ravi Oli
Otto Teller
Bill Ding
Pete Moss
and my favorite (some of you will remember this name)
Joey Chitwood Jr.
Usually when I have a tag on with one of these names, the people I am talking to do not realize what a jerk wad I am and call me by that name. People are so shallow…well, except those that post on 'Dope. 
I usually have an extensive stock of names that can be gift-wrapped or simply taken ready-to-wear, but times are hard and all I’ve got left on the shelf is Toast Museum.
Al Dentay
Oh, hang on; there’s also But I Didn’t Inhale
I’ve thought about becoming D-Dubya or something to that effect.
Some others:
Chack Jick
Lysdexic
Gnett Cerphur
There are a few forums where I’m registered as c.o.jones
Falco Wingbie
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
eyes suspiciously Are you following me?
Genius.
Of course, we all know the mods here are above falling for something so silly
I’ve used my one time name change already, but if I could do it all over again I’d want to be Evo Shandor.
get off of me
Mean Mr Mustard
Panache
I like these as a class of names. Persons never seen:
From literature and culture:
Godot
Falstaff
Harvey
From TV:
Jenny Piccalo
Paloma Lopez-Fitzgerald
Wilson
Sir Royston Merchant
The Big Giant Head
Number One
Morty Fine
Charlie Townsend
J. P. Pembrook
Doctor Claw
Alistair Crane
David Tatsyrup
Old Man Sedgwick
Tibor
Serge Monsoon
Carlton, Rhoda’s Doorman
Won Ton
Admiral Nagumo
Mrs. Columbo
Lomez
Bob Sacamano
Lewis Wyborn
Maris Crane
Vera Peterson
Robin Masters
Elizabeth Mainwaring
Robin Masters
Oh and I forgot George Kaplain from North by Northwest.