Unforgiven: Any man don’t wanna get killed… better clear on out the back.
Not technically an oater, but western nonetheless, was Hud: (talking to the guy and his girl in a bar, where the guy wants to kick Hud’s little brother’s ass for flirting with her) “She didn’t encourange him none, did she?” “No, she didn’t” “That’s funny, cuz I was sittin’ way over yonder and I felt a little encouraged myself.” (Fight erupts)
Val Kilmer as Doc: “I’m your huckleberry.”
Support Your Local Sheriff: Bad guy: Let’s step outside and settle it. Garner: Okay, you first. The guy turns around and Jim Garner clubs him to the floor. Someone else: “You hit him from behind!” Garner: “Just as hard as I could.”
Gillom Rogers: [Books is giving Gillom gunfighting lessons] Mr. Books, my grouping of shots was tighter than yours. How is it you’ve killed so many men?
John Bernard Books: First thing is, that target wasn’t shooting back at you. Second, most men at that last second will flinch; I won’t.
[QUOTE=ChefguySupport Your Local Sheriff: Bad guy: Let’s step outside and settle it. Garner: Okay, you first. The guy turns around and Jim Garner clubs him to the floor. Someone else: “You hit him from behind!” Garner: “Just as hard as I could.”[/QUOTE]
“You heard what the Sheriff said! No more shootin’ till the sun goes down!”
“Is that what he said?”
“It’s close enough.”
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“And me, I go on to become one of the most beloved characters in Western folklore.”
Will Munny: That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. I’ve killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Little Bill Daggett: I guess you think I’m kicking you, Bob. But it ain’t so. What I’m doing is talking, you hear? I’m talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I’m talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I’m saying is there ain’t no whore’s gold. And if there was, how they wouldn’t want to come looking for it anyhow.
Me, too.
After James Garner (Lattigo Smith?) hits the gunfighter from behind, he breaks the trigger finger of his right hand. Jack Elam examines the unconscious kid and mentions, “You know, from the way he’s wearin’ his rig, it looks like he’s left handed.”
Jack Elam covers the dog’s eyes while Smith breaks the finger on his left hand.
Tobias: Have you seen what faith will do?
Bambino: It’ll work, if you put it in a rifle barrel.
Tobias: [as Trinity and Bambino ride into the Mormon camp] Welcome, brothers!
Bambino: [gruffly, to Trinity] Who told him we were brothers?
Trinity: [innocently] Wasn’t me.
Jonathan: This was a quiet town before you came. Disgusting town, but quiet.
Trinity: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t let them call Ma an old…
Bambino: But it’s true.
Trinity: Yeah, but she ain’t that old.
I had forgotten two of the greatest lines.
“Fill your hand, you sin of a bitch!” from True Grit and “How are you planning to get back down that hill?” from Hombre. Thank you, gentlemen.
The husband calls Lee Marvin a bastard in The Professionals and Marvin responds, “Yes, Sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you, Sir, are a self made man”, mounts and rides off.
